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Pube Grooming Kit Makes Your Muff Best In Show

gibson042 — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:58:02 EDT

@nutbastard:

you realize my avatar is a bad pic of me on purpose, right??

You can talk about it more tomorrow, Mr. Manson. Visiting hours are over.

gibson042

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Sergeant JoKer — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:42:23 EDT

@LindsayJoy: That's damn sexy. Gotta love a woman who takes care of herself (and her man, obviously)

Sergeant JoKer

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Step666 — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:04:00 EDT

@LindsayJoy: I know it's not the same for guys and girls.The 'snap' comment was meant to be vaguely humorous but it seems I screwed that up.

As for how long it takes a guy to get ready, I personally believe there's different levels of acceptability depending on the situation.
Ok, on a day-to-day basis, just heading out the door, less than five minutes. But If I want to look slightly better than scruffy, it might take a little longer. And on special occasions when getting all dressed up, it can take a wee while - kilts are deceptively difficult to put on.
But, yeah, most of the time five minutes tops, which I guess is down to coming from Scotland, where looking good is a distant second to surviving the weather ;)

@pionar: because if it's early, it defeats the point of it being an April Fool's joke.

Step666

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pionar — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:45:28 EDT

I can't believe no one's suggested this is an april fool's joke a couple days early.

pionar

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wonkydonky — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:39:24 EDT

@Addy Dugdale: HEY! -what you trying to pull there, Dugdale!!! >:(

wonkydonky

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yardameus — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:09:32 EDT

For anymore lively discussions about facial hair, come back next week for the new review on the "Back hair LED accesories".

yardameus

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Xenobiologista — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:33:45 EDT

I think it's pathetic how long this thread is considering the subject is only VAGUELY a gadget. (yeah, I'm being a hypocrite by adding another comment)

The few times I've tried waxing, the dislocated hair follicles BLED. Maybe I just have extra thick hairs, but I think women who subject themselves to this on a regular basis must be idiots.

Xenobiologista

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TrikeKid — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:36:45 EDT

@BMErdin:
Amen, real men will deal with a little hair. You're dating a woman, not a little girl, get over it you $5 coffee drinking, metro-sexual twits.

TrikeKid

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Munch the BanNail — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:59:17 EDT

@nutbastard: Whoa, dude!!! I was trying to figure out why everyone was responding to you, but you didn't have any posts!!! Yeah, I'm observant like that. Your new pic is FREAKING ME OUT, MAN!!

Munch the BanNail

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LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:41:06 EDT

@Step666:

Well "Snap" all you want, but its just not the same for guys epically if you have high standards as a girl! I honestly am not into guys that take a ridiculous amount of time to get ready. I guess its a double standard, but I'm fine with that. I like men to act like men, smell like men, and not be metro-sexual. Wait, fine would be an *understatement*, I would find it a turnoff if a guy took more then 5 minutes if they were not showering, shaving, and/or going to the bathroom.

Stereotypically, its usually takes girls longer to get ready. When I say groomed, I mean ready to walk out the door looking "beautiful". Really, people are usually totally confused that I'm a geek, and that is fine.

I think its from growing up in Miami, which is right up there with LA and Vegas as far as superficiality.

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AddyDugdale — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:25:34 EDT

@nutbastard
God Bless You!

AddyDugdale

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wonkydonky — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:58:41 EDT

@LindsayJoy: God Bless You!

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BMErdin — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:52:55 EDT

@nutbastard: Sure, if you are into that prepubescent look. Me? Not into the bald crotch.

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Step666 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:34:03 EDT

@LindsayJoy: plus the sort of guys who want more than little-to-no hair almost certainly aren't the sort of guys you're after anyway, so you lose nothing.

'I know this does not make much sense if you are not hairy...'
Lets put it this way, I could give Nutbastard a run for his money.

'...my goal is to look perfectly groomed within 5 minutes of waking up...'
Well, I may not look 'perfectly groomed' after 5 minutes but I look as good as I'm capable of being, so I guess 'snap'..?

Step666

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deusdiabolus — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:19:47 EDT

I think this would make for a more interesting muff upgrade.

deusdiabolus

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atomx — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:15:13 EDT

@flyboy: I didn't mean for poking, I meant for shooting...

atomx

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LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:24:02 EDT

@Step666:
True, I though of it when I did it, but with the vast majority of guys preferring little to no hair (of which I can still do both) I figured I was safe.

I thought of the fact that I could never do a stencil at the time, but I think you hair has to be really thick/dark for it to really look good, which mine never really was, so, thats the main point. The only place where I have a ton of hair is my head LOL.

I assure you that they gave me extreme numbing cream which helped, the underarms hurt more, the legs less. I know this does not make much sense if you are not hairy, but my goal is to look perfectly groomed within 5 minutes of walking up, and I achieved that :-)

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:13:44 EDT

I have an idea for the next Gizmodo contest. *AHEM*

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strider_mt2k — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:09:14 EDT

I shaved off my Goat a couple of months ago.
_NO ONE_ liked it.

I got the "you look better with facial hair" line which to me seems like the equivalent of being told you look better in clothes, but whatever.

Goat returned.

Now as far as the nethers are concerned, I say keep it neat but leave creativity to adult entertainers unless you're trying to spice things up with the significant other.

strider_mt2k

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Step666 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:05:09 EDT

@LindsayJoy: I can see the reasons why you might want to do it, like I say it just seems a little drastic.
But if you're happier, that's the important thing.

Of course, the downside is that you'll now never be able to try thesum's excellent idea ;)

Step666

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Cordfucious — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:03:59 EDT

@thesum: even better you can get the flash gordon lightning bolt [www.makeup.com]

Cordfucious

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mildretard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:42:06 EDT

Horny geeks make me a little sad inside.

mildretard

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LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:32:59 EDT

@nutbastard: I think you look quite attractive in your profile pic!

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FrancesTheMute — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:32:28 EDT

@teh: Pics or it didn't happen!

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LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:28:47 EDT

btw, I think Nutbastard is quite handsome in his pic :-)

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LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:27:03 EDT

sorry, my previous comment was supposed to be to:

@:step666

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LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:25:39 EDT

It was painful, but totally worth it. I am really OCD when it comes to always being groomed, that way I can just totally enjoy myself rather then be self-conscious while waiting for enough hair to grow for a Brazilian Bikini wax, which close to as painful and I would have to do FOREVER.

Plus the guys love LOL....

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thesum — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:17:11 EDT

I think they should add a Batman sign stencil

thesum

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nobodyzhome — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:05:14 EDT

@faabshaam: What if she wanted your neighbor in it? Would you still do it for $35?

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vote Obama — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:01:36 EDT

@Step666: now that is a wonderful wonderful idea that could be put great use.

If ladies used the spray-on beard in the chest area - we wouldn't look at their 'girls' anymore.

good in the winter too

vote Obama

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Step666 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:53:32 EDT

@LindsayJoy: permanent hair removal?
Sound a little drastic. And painful. In fact, more painful than drastic really.

Step666

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Step666 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:51:31 EDT

@nutbastard: yeah, I suppose I am.

As for the whole facial hair thing, I get where you're coming from.
I like my beard and if that means some women won't look twice at me, who cares? If they're that superficial, I'm better off without 'em.

Step666

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LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:49:14 EDT

@Nutbastard:

I had permanent hair removal, I assure you this is the ideal way to go. I could be stuck on a desert island for the rest of my life and be perfectly groomed with a tiny landing strip.

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vote Obama — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:47:10 EDT

@nutbastard: everybody - we can look cool too. seriously - wonder how long it lasts - and you can use with the Kittykit in case of mistakes - can you imagine that conversation - 'uh its gonna be a bit cold'.

[www.alconeco.com]

vote Obama

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nutbastard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:43:53 EDT

@Step666:

wait, lemme get this straight - you're reiterating that you're less attractive than me? Yer hangin yerself bro!

nutbastard

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nutbastard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:42:41 EDT

@flyboy:
yeah "nutniceguy" or "nutfriendly"

im leaving it up for aday for shock value : )

ah shit there i go smiling again!

nutbastard

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Step666 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:42:17 EDT

@nutbastard: my comment still stands.

Step666

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nutbastard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:41:49 EDT

@flyboy:
yeah, i know, thats why i've always stuck with the "fuck you" face pic.

@teh:
"in my experience, most women also like their boys to clean up well."

i thought i made it painfully clear i'm trying to avoid MOST women!

nutbastard

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nutbastard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:39:21 EDT

@teh:
"Oh! I love broad generalizations! Facial hair does not give you the ability to properly maintain your car nor does it give you the ability to know how to shoot a gun."

perhaps you should actually read my posts before responding to them.

nutbastard

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vote Obama — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:32:09 EDT

@nutbastard: you may want to stick with the old pic - you're smiling and doesn't match the tag so well. Or maybe Nuthappy - oxymoron - anyone? he said skaing on the thin ice of sanity on Fri afternoon.

vote Obama

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teh — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:28:00 EDT

@nutbastard, @Way: Oh! I love broad generalizations! Facial hair does not give you the ability to properly maintain your car nor does it give you the ability to know how to shoot a gun. While most women do appreciate a guy that can take care of himself (almost as much as guys appreciate a woman that can do the same), in my experience, most women also like their boys to clean up well.

No offense to my "rugged" friends out there, but abhor kissing beards. I can do my own car maintenance and while it's nice to have help, I'd also like company at the opera. Your beard gives me as much information on your ability to be self-reliant as it announces your appreciation for music: that is, it gives me no information at all. The only thing your beard tells me is that I'm not interested.

teh

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nutbastard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:21:44 EDT

@flyboy:
no and i'll thank you not to pass that around!
new pic is up tough not showing in the forums.

nutbastard

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vote Obama — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:17:09 EDT

@atomx: if you made a target in the forested area - you'd miss - or get a good slap at best - are you the one still on the robots?

vote Obama

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vote Obama — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:15:28 EDT

@BigViper: yeah Butty is too much fun to take the abuse - where's that Cub thing from Engadget whgen you need him?

vote Obama

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BigViper — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:09:42 EDT

@teh: that actually made me laugh but much love nutbastard ;) seriously tho how am i supposed to believe this works with out some photographic proof.

BigViper

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vote Obama — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:08:43 EDT

@nutbastard: capable?

capable of being conned.

Haven't you heard the old 'never trust a man with a beard' phrase?

on second thoughts actually maybe its a good asset...

vote Obama

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vote Obama — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:05:27 EDT

@nutbastard: is this gap and clean feature now an extra on OpenOffice?

oh Goody

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nutbastard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:04:09 EDT

@Step666:
im gonna change my avatar for a day or two....

nutbastard

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SumGuy — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:44:57 EDT

That kit is NOT AT ALL everything you need. Theres no shaving device there. What are you supposed to shape a bush with those little scissors like its some type of garden at disney land? That kit is horrible.

SumGuy

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Step666 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:42:57 EDT

@nutbastard: it is?
Shit, I'm lucky if I look like that on a good day...

Step666

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nutbastard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:41:18 EDT

@Amiash:
no but i am the best!

@Way:
Not so much that bearded men DO do those things, but that prissy, clean shaven, manicured men don't.

nutbastard

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atomx — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:37:33 EDT

@Way: :)

How about a target so you can go for the Bulls-eye?

*Checks to make sure it's not already there before hitting 'Submit'...

atomx

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Amiash Loves You — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:37:12 EDT

@ANoel: follow me then ;)

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Way — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:33:48 EDT

@atomx: Redundant. Breasts and V-neck shirts already serve that purpose.

Way

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atomx — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:32:38 EDT

Oh, I guess they did...

*duh

atomx

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Way — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:32:19 EDT

@nutbastard: Yeah, I'd have to agree with you. I just found it odd that you exemplified bearded men as guys who maintain guns and cars. As in, if a girl wants that type of rugged man she needn't look further than the chin.

Well, maybe "rugged" is poor word choice as it typically defines a beard anyway.

Way

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atomx — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:31:46 EDT

Why not go with the simple and to-the-point Down Arrow?

atomx

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Amiash Loves You — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:31:20 EDT

@nutbastard: you see, you are not the only person in the world that has facial hair sir.

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DaiMacculate — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:25:01 EDT

@nutbastard: You sure they're not just more independent because you have to be when you live in Northern Canada/Siberia/Article Circle? ;P

DaiMacculate

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ideaman2020 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:22:55 EDT

John French here.

@nutbastard: @acarr260: Dang! I thought I was doing something wrong.

I've been cleaning my spark plugs and gapping my rifle...

ideaman2020

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nutbastard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:21:59 EDT

@Amiash:
well, you could be - you realize my avatar is a bad pic of me on purpose, right??

nutbastard

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nutbastard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:20:53 EDT

@Tommasta:
Absolutely! look if you're trying to get someone to put their face in your crotch, it's generally a good plan to make that area as 'palletable' as possible. I know i don't revel in the thought of munching a hairy twat.

nutbastard

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Dook_In_The_Urinal — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:20:03 EDT

@Amiash:
Way to recoup. ;)

Dook_In_The_Urinal

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nutbastard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:19:14 EDT

@Way:
Hey man i don't disagree that those women are in the minority - but I submit that most people are shallow, ignorant, boring and generally dispassionate. For some reason, women who like bearded men appear to be more outgoing, independent, and capable than their clean shaven-loving counterparts.

nutbastard

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Amiash Loves You — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:12:03 EDT

@Amiash: but im not saying im attracted to Mr. nutbastard here.

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mildretard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:09:53 EDT

Will this work for my man-gina?

mildretard

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Amiash Loves You — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:06:02 EDT

@teh: Im Attracted to Man who has Facial Hairs sir.

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ANoel — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:02:43 EDT

@Amiash:
"if you want to clean it shave the whole thing out."
Yes. Agreed.
I like you.

ANoel

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undeadmachine — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:57:47 EDT

@Way: if not a cupcake then a muffin for some muff diving?

undeadmachine

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Way — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:50:55 EDT

@confab: "I propose stencils of a Cylon raider, an NES controller, a cupcake, and Saturn."

A cupcake? Seriously? I understand it's referred to as "eating out," but come on. The rainbow sprinkles would be much too elaborate to stencil in properly.

Way

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tommo — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:50:31 EDT

You guys are really giving it to Nutbastard. Especially "When's the last time a lumberjack shaved his pubes" haha

tommo

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echrada — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:42:38 EDT

Well I can only hope that all you pubescent guys are also keeping your lawns mowed.

echrada

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Amiash Loves You — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:41:44 EDT

@ANoel: if you want to clean it shave the whole thing out.

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confab — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:36:14 EDT

I propose stencils of a Cylon raider, an NES controller, a cupcake, and Saturn.

confab

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acarr260 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:35:31 EDT

@nutbastard: I only gap my spark plugs while cleaning my rifle.

Wait... that doesn't sound right.

acarr260

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Tommasta — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:35:23 EDT

@nutbastard: When was the last time a lumberjack shaved his pubes? You're saying that women should like men who are rough and tough up there, but all Caramel Macchiatos and Dashboard Confessional down there. Hmmmmmm.....

Tommasta

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Way — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:34:33 EDT

@nutbastard: It's all over craigslist:

"Single female seeking an atypical boyfriend.
Likes: Guns, cars
Dislikes: Chai Tea with whipped cream, sweater vests, emo glasses.
FACIAL HAIR A MUST!"

Way

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nutbastard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:31:23 EDT

@Out2gtcha:
so long as the 'stash is trimmed, none of it gets in the way.

nutbastard

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nutbastard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:28:11 EDT

@teh:
Who likes facial hair?
Women who don't go for the whole metrosexual, starbucks, emo, pathetic style that so many of todays 'men' have adopted. You know, the ones who don't know how to gap spark plugs or clean a rifle?

nutbastard

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ANoel — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:26:32 EDT

@Amiash:
...it grows back!

ANoel

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Amiash Loves You — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:24:28 EDT

I would not want to look at pubes with stencils in it..its just not funny, its stupid, and awkward and...

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Mayor McRib — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:23:51 EDT

What does this have to do with Big Pussy...oh wait, wrong headline.

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Meatlocker - still a man, despite his white iPhone fetish. — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:21:58 EDT

Perfect for that "hairy dyke that has everything" in your life.

Meatlocker - still a man, despite his white iPhone fetish.

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vote Obama — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:15:30 EDT

everyone knows how to get rid of pubes ...

(starts spitting)

vote Obama

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Out2gtcha — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:14:45 EDT

@teh:
Actually from the women that I've asked, it seems that facial stubble hurts and causes "cellar rash" way more than having an outright beard does. Makes sense to me.

However, when it comes time to put together your oraly parts (yeah I make up my own words, so what, wannafightaboutdit?) together, the bits just seem to fit together much more comfortably when they're all shaveny and smooth and what-not.

Out2gtcha

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vote Obama — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:14:15 EDT

if you buy this then there must be some kind of best in show you want to win - No?

I am surprised.

vote Obama

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birdgirl39 — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:11:22 EDT

Oh.
My.
GOD!
What a waste of money.
Besides, I'd want one with a skull and crossbones.
Or maybe a "no parking" logo. You know, a "P" with a strikeout symbol. Yeah, that would be fun.

birdgirl39

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ANoel — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:09:39 EDT

Props Addy!
You put quite the slick spit-shine on the moist delicate of subjects! "Salvador Dali" ROFLYBO

ANoel

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teh — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:09:22 EDT

So how many of you 14 year olds have actually seen the muff for which you are currently speaking?

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Munch the BanNail — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:05:12 EDT

What about the Marine Muff Cut - high and tight? The Star Trek? They're missing out on a few good ones. Oh, well... any form of pubic tending is better than a sascrotch

Munch the BanNail

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teh — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:02:34 EDT

@nutbastard: Given your userpic, who the hell digs facial hair? I'll wax mine just as soon as you wax yours.

teh

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t3knomanser — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:00:44 EDT

I think there should be a stencil to make the pubic hair resemble female genitals.

Sexual recursion FTW!

t3knomanser

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atomx — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:57:47 EDT

Got to go with wax, razor shaving leaves stubble and can cause ingrown hairs.

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nutbastard — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:55:18 EDT

"Whoever is behind this $36 thing needs to start thinking outside the box."

Best pun in a long time.

honestly, who digs ANY pubic hair? maybe like an eighth of an inch of stubble, but anything long enough to curl is just sloppy IMO.

nutbastard

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Slartibartfast — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:55:05 EDT

Bring back hairy pussies

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wizardofpants — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:53:31 EDT

@Darrone: your girls has backhair? yeti love!

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Hempie — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:51:52 EDT

When I say this I laughed so hard my buddy in the cubicle next to me had to get up to see what I was laughing at. Best in show muff...Awesome!

Hempie

Pube Grooming Kit Makes Your Muff Best In Show

Darrone — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:50:18 EDT

Where's the version for back hair? It could have whole sentences like "sorry, now you've got herpes."

Darrone

Pube Grooming Kit Makes Your Muff Best In Show

grspec — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:44:10 EDT

orly owl?

grspec

Pube Grooming Kit Makes Your Muff Best In Show

naokigraphics — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:40:20 EDT

They need a i-phone stencil

naokigraphics

Pube Grooming Kit Makes Your Muff Best In Show

lilaliendog — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:40:12 EDT

um ... I think some shaving creme and a razor or a wax job are much better alternatives, no fluff please.

lilaliendog

Pube Grooming Kit Makes Your Muff Best In Show

faabshaam — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:39:20 EDT

$36? My woman can just pay ME $35 (saves her a dollar) and I'll put whatever she wants in it, but the rest is being removed before bed time.

faabshaam