<![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> Where's the keypad?

;-)

shooter

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> That is an easy fix. Just brush some white out on it and no one will see it. Of course it probably causes some horrible speech impediment like you whistle all your S'es, heh.

maven2k

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @SchruteBuck: Snake? Snaaaake!

Petezah

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> So no one brought up the Real Genius quotes?

"And stop touching yourself!"
"It IS Jesus..."

nucwin83

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> Shouldn't this have been posted tomorrow? (April 1st?) C'mon there's no way this is real. I'm waiting for the visual cortex stimulating implant that displays a virtual monitor in my head, and an ear implant that allows me to hear, and a thought sensing device that will type my emails on my virtual monitor...

scotth0

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> The picture looks a little photoshopped to me

MickyK

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> This concept was in the deleted scenes of Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

frndlybnny

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @Maxxofor: Your mother.

cyborgtroy

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @SchruteBuck: Too late, we're already there.

Its creepy walking into an office, start talking to the person and they seem to answer to a different conversation, which they are, but it is not always clear what's going until they point out they're on the phone.

twilight-arc

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> I,l take a tobacco stained one to go please

fastmike

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> Just wait until you see where they install the FAX MACHINE!

AndrewJayPollack

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> is there a matching ear inplant?

famousarie

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> Found in the instructions booklet for a power drill: "CAUTION! Not to be used in dental treatment"

Ybother

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> what nobody's said it yet? Chinavision where we put the tooth in bluetooth!

BigViper

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> So is there a blue LED in the mic that flashed when paired? So much for that potato chip snack when on a conference call...

gizmojoe

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> what can go wrong with anything from china?

Aaron Stein

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> sounds like this device was inspired by this (Semi-NSFW):
[www.askmen.com]

WeldInspector

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> I'm thinking Hedwig and the Angry Inch....

iFlingPoo

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> John Carter here.

Finally I have the tools to perform that remote audio-endoscopy that I've always dreamed of...

ideaman2020

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @Jimbuck: See, that's what got me thinking. Photoshop, though had me doing a double-take there... almost made an april fool of myself!

jigsawfallingintoplace

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> so, this is how the borg started.

jkr

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> Gizmodo, you're early for April fools jokes.

gadgetfanatic

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> When they release "salad green" and "brown bean" colors I'll consider buying it.

But seriously, I think it's pretty interesting. But I'll wait for the whole thing to mature a little more.

Also, in some years we'll just have to replace a tooth to get a whole cellphone in your mouth anyways.... audio will be transmitted through your bones. Which is also great to preserve your ears..

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> This will go great with my surgically enhanced iPhone fingertips.

Mayor McRib

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> i can not imagine this taking off, but who knows. Never thought the chia would either. I had to blog this 2 inspiretech blog is now extending this .

joesrocha

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> What about when you upgrade to a phone that no longer supports BlueTooth Version X?

bigjerm853

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @kahri: LOL you got something blue stuck in your teeth. Naw man, thats just my blue tooth mic.

graffiksguru

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @Fountain: Hahaha, I was wondering the same thing. I mean it does say that it "will pick up sound and vibrations from your mouth." Yay, I get to clearly hear possibly annoying laughter as well as them deeply breathing.

@Maxxofor: Nerves I assume? A micronanobattery? Maybe a joke battery that dies on you each hour so you need to go to the dentist often because for all we know, it's all cruel sad joke?

@kahri: lol, and I thought I made corny jokes.

Ke

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @GoodBytes:
"SHIT! I swallowed it!"

is that like "The goggles! They do nothing!"

nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @cbdsteve:
"I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! IS WHAT SAFE?! HE DIDN'T GIVE ME ANYTHING!!!!"

nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> You wouldn't need something in your ear if you were in the car. It would be useful in that case.

Stang70Fastback

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> I'm waiting for the next revision that uses bone conduction to place the speaker in one of your molars.

FightingChance

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @TheCyberBob & CampSteve: No, Blue. Get it? Blue tooth? aahhahahaha...mondays.

kahri

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> The question is...

Is it safe?

cbdsteve

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @SchruteBuck:

and they're not allready?

mtopper

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> Does it work with an iPhone?

camel109

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> It's already April 1st in China.

jenfraiz

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> Am I the only one laughing at the name "Chinavasion"?

kahri

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @Adam Frucci: Oh come on now! The little chip in the picture is a completely different shade of black. I smell some "Tom-Foolery" already!

Jimbuck

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @SchruteBuck: can you tell the difference NOW? I've been on a good number of business conference calls, and 99% of each one is unintelligible garbage.

MisterSleep

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> Imagine hacking someones, so you could pick up every conversation?

But seriously, how is the mic powered?

ColdAsIce

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> SHIT! I swallowed it!

GoodBytes

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @Brock: Apparently this can only be used by insanely happy people. Non-stop smiling will charge the battery, unless you want to use the included night-time docking station/retainer.

MisterSleep

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> I swear on everything I hold dear that we have not done a single April Fools post, including this one.

Adam Frucci

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @TheCyberBob: They also have them in platinum, [white] gold, and/or encrusted with diamonds.

ripfire

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @sgodun: not photoshop by giz [www.chinavasion.com]

teqsun.com

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> wouldnt brushing your teeth or even flossing damage the microphone? or do they not have that in china (since they use anti-freeze in their toothpaste)

teqsun.com

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> I'm going to my Bluetooth headset to attempt to assassinate the Baron Harkonnen. He'll never suspect it.

Mobius

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> Yah, one day too early.

Bad Photoshop, Giz. Tips: Make sure the plastics are all the same color. Make sure the light sources are from the same direction and dispersion. Make sure the shadows are in the same direction and dispersion. I'm available on nights and weekends if you need help. :)

sgodun

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @Buford T. Justice and Brock: I'm convinced this year that Giz spent this whole week planting early April Fool's jokes (which will all be revealed manana.) Too many crazy stories recently.

Either that or the world is no longer going to hell - it is already there.

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> I am basically going to find every post suspect for the next 36 hours or so...

klaybc

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @TheCyberBob:
"Um, I think you have a poppy seed st..."
"No, I don't."
"Yes, right th.."
"No....I don't." *sigh*

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> Can I put this in the same tooth that has my RFID tag?

Monty

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> I wonder if there's interference with silver fillings? You'd mess around and pick up somebody else's frequency. They're goin off on their B/F and you're talking to your boss who is like WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME??

You're a piece of CRAP who needs another Viagra refill!!

shorty63136

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> I wonder if the microphone is sensitive enough to hear the odd murmurings of your innards. Imagine how cavernous a belch would be over the phone.

Kaiser-Machead's WALL-E fetish

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @treetrunk: It's already Apr 1 in China. I think it's right on time.

Assuming for a moment this is "real", I'm curious how they get power to the mic. How exactly is a solar cell helpful if it's in your mouth? Are you supposed to say "Ahhh" and stare at the sun for an hour a day? Do you wear a special retainer at night?

@chopstickhero: One small joke for today, one giant "real product" within the next couple years I'm sure. Cochlear Implants: Not just for the deaf anymore!

Brock

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @Maxxofor: Plaque

strider_mt2k

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @CampSteve: The bling-set wants the diamond and gold version!

Me... Spinach green.

DustyButt

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> you would look so cool with a black spaghetti wire coming out of your mouth to recharge

Midnightoutlaw88

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @treetrunk: No it's April 1st in China and has been for an hour.

Buford T. Justice

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> And what happens if the connection doesn't completely break at the end of your call - I prefer the ability of not having the possibility of an open mic always available. Hmmmm....bet you could build a receiver to eavesdrop on that mic. Talk about compromising situations - to he!! with Spitzer's cell phone records - just get _all_ the sounds, live!

kclofter

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> March fools!
'An extremely small microphone is packaged with solar panel and battery to provide the most portable unit to date.'

I expected better from you gizmodo....

xanderbeedle

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> @SchruteBuck: You sir, have the quote of the day.

fastm3driver

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> I wonder if they tested this thing against hot or cold.

Take a sip of hot coffee on a cold winters day after a long walk...

*BANG!*

Uhhh! I cracked my teef!

DustyButt

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> And what powers the microphone?

Maxxofor

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> And I imagine there's going to be some nasty bits of food caught in there too. Blech.

I'm all for medically installed technology (where is my BT-enabled OLED sub-dermal "tattoo" display?) but it has to be relatively future proof and non-permanent with no lasting effects. I don't want to be drilling a new hole in my tooth when the 2.0 version comes along or when I have to replace it because the battery ran out or the venerable Chinavision has gone out of business.

weatherman

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> What does the listener hear when you cough or take a sip of coffee?

Fountain

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> so when is the companion product coming out? speaker implant in your ear.

chopstickhero

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> You know the ear implant is just around the corner. Businessmen and the mentally ill will be indistinguishable.

SchruteBuck

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> I think this might have been posted a day early.

treetrunk

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> Couldn't they have at least made it WHITE?

CampSteve

]]> <![CDATA[Tiny Bluetooth Microphone Goes in a Hole Drilled in Your Teeth]]> Wouldn't you want this thing coloured white possibly? You know... as opposed to "something caught in your teeth" black.

TheCyberBob

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