I Bring Little Boy Out of a Coma With Nothing But My Presence - Gizmodo Comments

I Bring Little Boy Out of a Coma With Nothing But My Presence

Evangelion — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:18:52 EDT

@martini1179: I lol'd!!!

Evangelion

I Bring Little Boy Out of a Coma With Nothing But My Presence

Evangelion — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:18:01 EDT

@jawzxy: Yeah, but Chuck Norris will just round house kick Jack Bauer....

Evangelion

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Jesus Diaz — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:54:40 EDT

@pillarofsalt: This is real, though.

Jesus Diaz

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pillarofsalt — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:24:41 EDT

this made my day. far, far better than gawker announcing they sold jezebel to conde nast.

pillarofsalt

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EBone — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:36:23 EDT

@SkoGoody: We'll go really slow for you.

1) Mr. T says "I pity the fool who..."

2) Today is April Fools' Day.

I pity the April-Fool who doesn't get the joke...

EBone

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SkoGoody — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:51:07 EDT

I'll probably get flamed to living hell for this...But I don't spend every single second of my day on Giz.

What's with all the Mr. T stuff? Can someone explain to me what's going on? April Fool's and Mr. T? I'm confused.

Thanks in advance.

SkoGoody

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Zaos — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:38:43 EDT

I pitty the foo who sleeps for 25 years, you need to get out there and spread the word for no mama jokes.

SHUT UP FOO

Zaos

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blank — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:36:06 EDT

@jawzxy:
I bet Jack Bauer double-posts all the time:

"Dammit Chloe! Where's that comment? This thing's about to redline! REPOST! REPOST!"
beep... boop... beep... boop...
"Oh, there it is. Never mind."
beep... boop... beep... boop...

blank

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KiddChaos — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:30:14 EDT

@wjousts: Well, it was the 80's. I know that nearly every conversation I had from '82 through '89 included a reference to either Mr. T, Megatron or Hulk Hogan.

KiddChaos

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Galley — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:22:26 EDT

I bet Mr. T is pretty good at putting people into comas, as well.

Galley

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TheCyberBob — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:18:26 EDT

@wjousts: Not often enough imho.

TheCyberBob

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gibson042 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:05:42 EDT

@Kevin O: I also have a big black van and can make children twitch. But all my publicity comes from the sex offender list.

gibson042

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homerjay — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:01:41 EDT

@wjousts: What the article didn't mention is a new therapy that doctors are trying out called T-Bagging. Its not what you think. Suffice to say Mr. T's name comes up plenty in therapy sessions.

homerjay

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wjousts — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:22:03 EDT

Because whenever my name came up, his arm twitched!

How often does Mr. T's name come up?

wjousts

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homerjay — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:28:44 EDT

THANKS A LOT! I just spit Honey Bunches of Oats and milk all over my computer when I saw that picture.

Note to self- don't read Giz today while eating.

homerjay

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strider_mt2k — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:08:32 EDT

I'd come out of a coma if a former TV star gave ME presents.

strider_mt2k

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D.LYTE — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:02:23 EDT

classic. hilarious. jean claude van damme has all those suckas beat down. all he's gotta do is the splits, stick his leg straight out, smile, and kids not only come out of comas, they awaken to super skills of kung fu and a 200 level IQ with comacceleration.

time for bed.....obviously.

D.LYTE

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Kevin O — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:45:20 EDT

You Hear?

Kevin O

I Bring Little Boy Out of a Coma With Nothing But My Presence

Kevin O — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:44:57 EDT

And... Pities... I Pities the fool yesterday. Since Mr T is already in third person.

Kevin O

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Kevin O — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:43:07 EDT

Even Murdock could teach that Jack Bauer fool not to talk stupid. And Chuck Norris wasn't in any of the Rocky Franchises.

Do you hear, Fool? Mr. T brings children out of COMAs! I pity the fool who gets in the way of Mr. T. Mr T has a big black Van to take him where he is needed, and that is a gadget.

Kevin O

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homerbklyn — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:32:47 EDT

(and what the hell is the third person conjugation of pity?)

homerbklyn

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homerbklyn — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:32:22 EDT

(He closed the curtains ... an innovative gadget in hospitals.

homerbklyn

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homerbklyn — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:31:55 EDT

Mr. T pitys the fool who doesn't see the correlation between comas and gadgets.

homerbklyn

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solOptimus — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:28:35 EDT

Come on guys, that's just plain amazing. I love it. All the same, is this really gadget related?

solOptimus

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martini1179 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:44:01 EDT

Chuck Norris can swallow a Rubik's Cube and crap it out solved.

martini1179

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Weihovah — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:37:54 EDT

@jawzxy: chuck norris doesn't need some gadget or an ugly chick to help him. he just uses his beard

Weihovah

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cyborgtroy — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:31:08 EDT

Macgyver can get you out of a coma with a toothpick, a newspaper, and a bottle of Mountain Dew.

cyborgtroy

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QWERTYthon — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:26:18 EDT

Phooey, where's my Jack Bauer comment?

QWERTYthon

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QWERTYthon — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:18:29 EDT

@Weihovah: Jack Bauer can do it remotely using his PDA once Chloe has patched him into the hospital's main-frame, all while fighting off the terrorists who put the boy into the condition and tracking down his father who originally funded those terrorists.

QWERTYthon

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Weihovah — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:07:12 EDT

big deal... chuck norris can do that from the hospital parking lot

Weihovah