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John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

tinshaker — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:17:11 EDT

@Curves: i hate silicone freckles! My ex had them, and they're just not the same!

tinshaker

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

nutbastard — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:22:51 EDT

@Curves:
catch your own fish!

nutbastard

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

Curves — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:40:51 EDT

@tinshaker: Natural with freckles and no silicone added.

Curves

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

tinshaker — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:51:39 EDT

@frigg: gotcha
@Curves: natural or dyed?

tinshaker

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

Curves — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:23:03 EDT

@nutbastard: Hey, if he is into red heads with sick senses of humor, send him my way please. ;)

Curves

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

nutbastard — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:14:05 EDT

@Kaiser-Machead:
boy that kathy griffith thing is never going to die, is it? (hint: it never happened)

nutbastard

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

h00ligan — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:52:10 EDT

You know, I actually DID get email back from a bug report I filed.. which reminds me.. I need to update it.. thanks giz.

h00ligan

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

dezeinstein — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:27:38 EDT

So I guess everyone needs to start off their mac bug report with
"John Mayer Here..."

I know I will.

dezeinstein

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

P3nnst8r — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:57:41 EDT

@Kaiser-Machead:

John Mayer Here.

STFU Woz. Go play some polo or something, nobody gives a shit about you.

P3nnst8r

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy! — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:42:14 EDT

Woz here. My iPod has a few scratches on it. I demand that Steve smooth them out personally or I'll be sending Ms. Griffith over there.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

frigg — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:38:30 EDT

@tinshaker:

You commented that "sending a error report is not actually ASKING for a response."

...which is not actually asking for a response itself. However, for the love of recursion, I wondered if I supplied one anyway, would it break the viscious cycle of 'not receiving responses not asked for' once and for all. I'm happy to report, so far so good!

frigg

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

tinshaker — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:22:54 EDT

@foolmartyr: Maybe they are stumped.

tinshaker

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

tinshaker — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:21:57 EDT

@frigg: ok...didn't think you were...who are you...huh?

tinshaker

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

frigg — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:16:30 EDT

@ideaman2020: Seamus Finnigan here.

After we receive your complaint form, it takes about two weeks to fully set up your file. We will then notify you through the mail, by postcard, when your file has been created. At that time your complaint will be assigned to a Specialist.

Anyhoo, thank you for your interest in our softwares. Please help yourself to another piece of pie. Buy an iPhone. Don't do drugs.

All the best,

Seamus

frigg

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

foolmartyr — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:05:06 EDT

@tinshaker:

I've tried filing error reports and posting to their support site which often times gets a response but no go on this problem.

Guess I don't need a response per se. I just want em to fix it.

Aint nothing worse than a mac that won't wake up. Except when the mac wakes up while it's in your backpack and drains the battery dry. Same thing happens since 10.5.1

foolmartyr

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

ideaman2020 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:35:48 EDT

John Littlejohn here.

What kind of fool doesn't expect a service tech to be the one reading a technical problem report?

That John Mayer can play some guitar, though...

ideaman2020

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

frigg — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:26:32 EDT

@tinshaker: I don't really have anything to say, I just wanted to let you know that I'm not ignoring you.

frigg

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

Pender — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:22:56 EDT

That does it... all of my crash reports will now claim to be from John Mayer.

Pender

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

th4tkid — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:18:26 EDT

@P3nnst8r:
OMG JOHN MAYAR

th4tkid

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

ionerox — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:10:34 EDT

Hunh, no one ever replies to my bug reports either.

Then again, if I didn't use them to practice 'yo momma' jokes, maybe they'd "take [my] crash reports seriously". Now I feel bad for those poor engineers' mommas.

ionerox

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

GotMex? — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:50:58 EDT

Every bug report I've submitted to Apple has been followed up with a response. They take these things seriously.

GotMex?

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

tinshaker — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:50:22 EDT

@foolmartyr: sending a error report is not actually ASKING for a response.

tinshaker

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

tinshaker — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:49:21 EDT

Everytime I have contacted Apple, they have contacted me back within a few hours so I don't know what your point is, Giz.
As for those who haven't gotten a response, I have no explanation other than maybe you didn't send it from your Apple registered e-mail?

tinshaker

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

foolmartyr — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:44:42 EDT

I ain't never got no reply from my MacBook Pro 2.2-Never-want-to-wake-up problem.

I been sending in reports to them suckas for months. I guess I gotta threaten to open a can on em.

foolmartyr

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

snitch29 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:23:34 EDT

LOL

snitch29

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

Claystil — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:20:36 EDT

Apple = CoS?

Claystil

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

FP ph15h — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:48:33 EDT

I still haven't got my response from Apple, and that's when I still had a 30GB iPod Video. Now I have an iPod Touch... Where's my support apple?

FP ph15h

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

FredicvsMaximvs — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:43:27 EDT

@klaybc: Aha! Recursive April Fool's joke! I see what you did there.

FredicvsMaximvs

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

xXxRHINOxXx — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:16:24 EDT

I read the "T" bubble and thought to myself...Right on T!

But then I read it again, I thought it said "What the heck is this suckASS music!"

I believe it delivered the same message. Mine is what everyone else thinks...his is the spoken word of the language Mr. T-eese a.k.a. a Mr. T-ism.

xXxRHINOxXx

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

dwight-schrute — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:14:46 EDT

@klaybc: So I looked and saw that in some countries this is true. On the other hand every site I looked at failed to mention the USA as one of those countries. Ergo the Giz can do whatever they want.

dwight-schrute

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

klaybc — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:05:44 EDT

@dwight-schrute: Foo!

klaybc

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

Joseph — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:03:02 EDT

I found some MR. T sound boards
Mr. T Sound Boards suckka!!!

Joseph

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

Johnny Chimpo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:56:53 EDT

@P3nnst8r: to bad talent is at a premium, john

Johnny Chimpo

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

Mayor McRib — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:56:35 EDT

John Mayer McRib Here:
I was just thinking about the setlist I was going to bust out at the next big Apple Shindig. Maybe I could change things up a little bit. How about "Waiting on the World to Change (to Safari)" or a cool cover of "Back to the Time Capsule Again".

Mayor McRib

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

dwight-schrute — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:53:49 EDT

@klaybc: Says who?

dwight-schrute

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

P3nnst8r — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:52:43 EDT

John Mayer here.

Just saying that it goes to show that it pays to be famous.

P3nnst8r

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

klaybc — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:50:24 EDT

I'm pretty sure that the April Fool's jokes are supposed to end at noon... Foo.

klaybc

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

archercc — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:50:16 EDT

I had an issue with Live Search on my WinMo phone and an engineer freakin called me like 4 hours later. Apparently it was a "beta" product within the new Live Search and they wanted to walk through it with me to diagnose it.

Of course, I did put "Jeremy Clarkson here" at the beginning.

archercc

John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba

strider_mt2k — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:49:58 EDT

ASCII, huh?

That's showing 'em.

strider_mt2k