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Motion-Sensing Camera Catches Netflix Thief Red-Handed, Shirtless

dasnake — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:25:36 EDT

either its me or he looks like the fattest freaking Napoleon Dynamite ever! that or one of my freinds!

dasnake

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MeDe — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:12:35 EDT

That's a huge B*TCH!

MeDe

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FinalValgas — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:10:07 EDT

When I saw that picture dude I had a laughing stroke.

FinalValgas

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Pointblank87 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:02:30 EDT

LMFAO WHAT A FAT FUCKING WORTHLESS PEICE OF SHIT!

Pointblank87

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5h17h34d — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:02:08 EDT

Moobs

Man boobs.

5h17h34d

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Wubbytoes — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:24:04 EDT

Man, this reminds me why I hated living in apartments.

Wubbytoes

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Burrows14 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:16:13 EDT

Fuck!
IS THAT CHUNK?!
TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!

Burrows14

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albokay — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:59:12 EDT

Eh Netfix come'er n git in my belly!!!

albokay

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-Core- — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:36:26 EDT

Haha. Glad the bastard got caught! to bad it was such a slap on the wrist (Fine he probably can't pay).. If he had a finger cut off.. wouldn't been so prone to steal again I bet.

-Core-

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jopari — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:35:16 EDT

@jopari: Yep, toolbag.

jopari

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jopari — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:35:01 EDT

@kingbob337: Like this?
Of course, if this doesn't work, I'm a complete toolbag...

jopari

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banmojo — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:27:59 EDT

what a fat disgusting piece of shit slob bastard motherfucker asshole. I say string him up by his boobies. you know what? the fact that he would even go out looking so awful is already proof of how little of a shit he gives about any other people, their property OR their eyes. what a subhuman waste of carbon based life.

banmojo

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frndlybnny — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:10:13 EDT

@Guizzy: yeah, but it's a LOT harder to find gay midget porn than you might think... or so I have heard.

frndlybnny

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elislider — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:02:12 EDT

@Samifumi: exactly what i was thinking. i figured i would have a witty post with that... sadly the first poster beat me to it... sad day.

elislider

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_badtziscool — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:54:10 EDT

I want to play connect-the-dots all of the sudden.

_badtziscool

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--Tito-- — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:21:44 EDT

Cover your shame!!!

--Tito--

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HeyBeav — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:19:16 EDT

Hey cool! I just read this and clicked over to Fark.

Want to guess what was the top story?

HeyBeav

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Lupison — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:17:53 EDT

It's totally Truffle Shuffle kid from Goonies, hands down.

Lupison

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poolejc — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:08:51 EDT

Myth busted!
No way fatty moved fast enough to set off a motion detected camera.

poolejc

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PlasmaMachine — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:03:15 EDT

Pretty funny. A similar thing happened to me, a kid down the street stole my GameFly game.. I got it on tape the next day when I baited the mailbox. I still can't believe he tried it again the very next day!

Halo 3: Master Theif

PlasmaMachine

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jetexas — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:54:12 EDT

@thechansen: Oh, that little bitch DEFINITELY deserves some purple nurples -- no doubt!

jetexas

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SkoGoody — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:07:32 EDT

Fatty was found to have had asked his friend for his cashmere sweater, but the friend opposed citing fatty's rather bulbous head would stretch out the neck hole.

Alas Fatty went shirtless.

SkoGoody

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delithic — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:51:04 EDT

Quote from this Kid 10 minutes later....

"Yeah I would steal a car, yeah I would steal that woman's purse. Man I wish I had the internet and a computer to download illegal movies, I gotta steal em from my neighbor. Wait where's my box of cookies..."

delithic

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Namtillaku — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:43:56 EDT

It's the pinky that got him caught, otherwise they'd have never got him.

Namtillaku

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Mrbungleface — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:30:57 EDT

man.. they should post the video.... that would get a good laugh.....

hahaha i wish i was there when they first looked back on the tape.... hahahahahahah too funny

Mrbungleface

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Seiven — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:30:28 EDT

catch that thieving bastard...I am glad my Netflix comes to a locked mailbox.

Seiven

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cissyrene — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:14:39 EDT

@92BuickLeSabre:
OMG, that is the funniest thing i've read in a really really long time.

cissyrene

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x40sw0n — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:09:18 EDT

And to mash together the original and the postal warning:

[farm3.static.flickr.com]

x40sw0n

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Megan Fox Iz Hot! ^-^ - ph15h — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:02:26 EDT

He probably didn't even watch the DVDs. He ate them.

Megan Fox Iz Hot! ^-^ - ph15h

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the_other_steve_jobs — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:59:07 EDT

i'm pretty sure they used security spy - [securityspy.com]

i've used it for some pretty big jobs - i installed 40 cameras with SS as the backend for a big project for the govt. - worked great.

the_other_steve_jobs

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Crescent — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:34:38 EDT

wow, that truly is "One chubby, shirtless criminal"...

Crescent

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SeattleTed — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:20:42 EDT

Man-boobs, man-boobs, man-boobs,

SeattleTed

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kbarrett — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:10:10 EDT

Yes, he will get a handslap from local cops.

The posties are another matter:

[postalinspectors.uspis.gov]

kbarrett

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STIVC@ — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:08:14 EDT

I had a problem with old neighbors stealing mine too (they also stole my wife's SS checks, cashed them and ended up getting caught)...in the meantime, I had my discs sent to my office and instantly, they stopped disappearing. Later on, they both ended up in jail and we had no troubles with checks or Netflix rentals. I explained the problem to them (they were a hair shy of cutting me off for so many lost discs), and they were very understanding and cut me a lot of slack.

STIVC@

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DaWickedBird — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:59:44 EDT

Pwned n00bcaek!! =D))

DaWickedBird

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BigViper — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:53:57 EDT

I rest my case

BigViper

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RE-L — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:47:40 EDT

In ur malebox, steelin ur MOOvies.

This is too funny.

RE-L

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dead_red_eyes — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:41:57 EDT

Hahaha, owned.

dead_red_eyes

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kingbob337 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:33:20 EDT

And no I will not tell you how I got the pictures in a post.

kingbob337

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godwhacker — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:33:09 EDT

if i had a time stamped video showing when the perp would be trolling my mail box, i would be getting the next netflix arrival day off from work, and loading the old potato cannon up with rock salt.
problem solved.

godwhacker

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Argyle — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:32:17 EDT

Reality is hilarious!

Argyle

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kingbob337 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:31:32 EDT

This is the kid from Bad Santa, Brett Kelly

This is the kid from Superbad, Jonas Hill

Lets Have a Vote, which one to do you think it looks like.

kingbob337

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mangamonster — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:28:58 EDT

I've always been iffy about motion camera picture quality...this aint too bad ;)

mangamonster

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mcowan3 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:28:56 EDT

Its not like the douche bag couldn't have put the movies back in their box once he had finished watching it. What a lazy sack of s&%t. Get a shirt, get a job and get your own Netflix account, that way you don't have to watch the crap they have on their account. If I were the victims I would have started putting movies like "Prince of Tides," "Deliverance" and "Gone With the Wind" on the top of my list so that at least he would have to watch something long and painful. That would teach him a lesson.

mcowan3

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Bender — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:22:50 EDT

The $750 fine was probably for theft. IOW, a city or state charge.

I'd be placing a call to my local Postal Inspector as well. Might as well get some Federal charges rolling as well. Yes PI's may have bigger fish to fry, but provide them with video evidence, and the address of the perp, and it would be hard to pass up an easy case like that.

Bender

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cyborgtroy — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:22:17 EDT

@FrankenPC: @Guizzy: Use high-quality labelling stuff and a DVD-r burner to insert a goatse screamer into the latest popular movie.

cyborgtroy

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MastaFalse — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:20:36 EDT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

Stupid fat ass white trash hicks.

MastaFalse

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92BuickLeSabre — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:18:08 EDT

@slush: I IZ N UR BOX, NETT'NG UR FLIX, CHEETOE'NG UR BILLS

92BuickLeSabre

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tamoko — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:14:11 EDT

"while out on their daily shirtless stroll".... oh that image just makes me laugh and laugh.

tamoko

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slush — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:12:37 EDT

Should be done LOLCAT's style..

slush

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tamoko — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:10:20 EDT

Chubby Mccubb -chubbs just needs a bad ass Hoopastank, or Cypress Hill logo tattooed across that Buddha belly of his...and a feedbag around his neck.

Pennsyltucky's finest in action...

tamoko

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Rajio — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:08:33 EDT

Without having read any of the text, something tells me this went down in the USA.

...But what?

Rajio

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omureadhaigh — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:07:55 EDT

What would be the ultimate killer would be if he was caught stealing a copy of Super-Bad.

omureadhaigh

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gonzaleznj — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:06:40 EDT

thanks jeremiah

gonzaleznj

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Angus — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:02:20 EDT

let me be the first to point out he looks like the kid from superbad, or bad santa, or the goonies.

Angus

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keerock — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:57:15 EDT

I'm amazed he can grip the NetFlix envelopes with his stubby, greasy, Doritos-dust-covered fingers.

keerock

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Charpan — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:56:27 EDT

@dMek: Nice comment!

Charpan

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lonewolf333 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:52:37 EDT

He looks like that lazy guy from Little Britain.

lonewolf333

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jeremiahbritt — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:52:20 EDT

@gonzaleznj: As long as you have a webcam you can use [www.yawcam.com] . It's free and has built-in motion sensing (can adjust sensitivity, etc.).

jeremiahbritt

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gonzaleznj — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:45:27 EDT

where can i get a camera like that.
I lose packages all the time, where i live.
i've been after my thief for the last 3 months i need some technology on my side.

gonzaleznj

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thechansen — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:44:54 EDT

@jetexas: Redbelly? I think for all the trouble that hick put them through an awful waffle would be more fitting, with to MASSIVE titty twisters.

thechansen

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EBone — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:40:05 EDT

Good thing they put that black bar over his eyes. No way I could pick out his ginormous man-boobs in a lineup now.

Kitty says Nom Nom Nom

EBone

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pferde_schwanz — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:29:43 EDT

brilliance

pferde_schwanz

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chillywilly — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:26:22 EDT

Sweet... Mr. Superbad wanna-be gets the smack down for stealing Netflix rentals.

I keep telling my fiance that a motion-activated camera is what we need at home to keep the birds from stealing the cat's food. Well, that and a motion-activated sprinkler head on the back porch.

chillywilly

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newgalactic — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:23:51 EDT

That picture should earn a spot on The Daily Show.

newgalactic

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Neoistheone2000 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:23:04 EDT

Federal Offense to go through someones mail.

Neoistheone2000

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ANoel — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:22:19 EDT

He thought it was food.
Innocent by reason of obesity.

ANoel

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Mr.Rob — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:21:08 EDT

TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!

Mr.Rob

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OPRAH — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:13:56 EDT

He left his shirt at home so no one would be able to identify it.

OPRAH

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yogibimbi — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:13:48 EDT

@Guizzy: He looks like he is barely 12 or 13, so he probably wouldn't even know what he is looking at. Unless he is sent out by his parents, who are still fatter, and for that reason unable to heave their sorry carcasses out of their upholstered furniture. Reminds me of the episode of Nip & Tuck (or NipTuck?) where they operate a fat lady out of her armchair.

yogibimbi

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Hanke — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:12:15 EDT

@Bweetza: His shirt is off because it's illegal in that county to be arrested with it ON. Haven't you ever seen COPS?

Hanke

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Guizzy — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:08:07 EDT

Good way to punish that thief: they ought to rent or buy some really embarassing porno. Maybe, I don't know, gay midget beastiality or whatever will really shame the guy.

Then, package it in a "latest popular release" DVD case, have someone mail it to yourself in a Netflix package.

Hilarity ensues.

Guizzy

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yogibimbi — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:07:59 EDT

@DeadWriter: mmm, talking about undue burden - I think that kid is already quite burdened, although unduly, I cannot say. But he'll survive on his own for quite a while, feeding from his own storage, so I'd say, throw him in solitary, in a deep black hole and check after three weeks how he is doing. Mail trolls! Had it coming.

yogibimbi

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jetexas — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:07:51 EDT

Oh man, I would have held that kid down and given him a redbelly he would never forget.

Calling Netflix and the cops was probably smarter though.

jetexas

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decrigeek — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:06:42 EDT

and now their neighbor knows what happened to his "cheescake of the month" subscription.

decrigeek

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macorange — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:06:33 EDT

He looks like dude from Superbad...

macorange

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dysthymia — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:05:06 EDT

@FrankenPC: indeed.

dysthymia

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yogibimbi — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:03:10 EDT

calling that kid chubby is like calling the Mississippi a creek

yogibimbi

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birdgirl39 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:03:04 EDT

He looks like the kid from"Bad Santa"!

birdgirl39

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DeadWriter — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:00:53 EDT

@exkon: From the USC 18, 1.83 § 1708 ...Whoever steals, takes, or abstracts, or by fraud or deception obtains any letter, postal card, package, bag, or mail, or any article or thing contained therein which has been left for collection upon or adjacent to a collection box or other authorized depository of mail matter;... ...Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.

It looks like at USC 18, 275.2.c § 3572 there is no minimum or maximum fine, but it's shouldn't impair the persons ability to survive on their own, repay the fine, or cause undue burden.

DeadWriter

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Underpants Gnome — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:00:41 EDT

I should try this. a $150 fedex package was either delivered to the wrong address, or grew legs and walked away on friday in the hour between "Left at door - no signature required" and the time I got home.
It would be interesting to see which it actually was, as the fedex claims service is being less than helpful.

Underpants Gnome

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bandit — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:58:38 EDT

Cool Mail Tampering poster:

[www.usps.com]

bandit

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bandit — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:56:38 EDT

Yes, this is a federal offense. But good luck trying to get the postal inspectors excited about a $20 DVD.

bandit

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FrankenPC — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:56:23 EDT

The really sad part of all this? Chubby and his white trash family are probably looking at this (using the free internet at the library I assume) and saying: Lookie me! Ima on the interwebs! Yeee haw! Ima famous!!!

(DISCLAIMER: I'm white, so I can make fun of my race. That is an international law or something)

FrankenPC

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suburbancowboy — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:55:07 EDT

NSFW!!!

suburbancowboy

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liquidsoapdispenser — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:54:21 EDT

I did the exact same thing when I wasn't getting my newspaper... Well, I went slightly lower tech. I tied a thread to my newspaper, which was tied to a jar with pennies in it (which was perched atop my porch), that would get knocked over and cause a racket when the thief struck... If only the gas meter reader hadn't picked up the paper to bring to my door as a favor.

liquidsoapdispenser

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Jimbuck — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:49:29 EDT

Maybe he has a raging appetite for consuming Netflix. I'm glad this guy got what he deserved with a haircut like that.

Jimbuck

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Froggmann — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:46:53 EDT

Pick on the fat kid fat kid has no feelings!

Froggmann

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exkon — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:46:14 EDT

Isn't some sort of federal offense for opening a mailbox that isn't yours?

exkon

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92BuickLeSabre — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:45:53 EDT

Poor Jonah Hill. Can you imagine 650 people seeing this picture and everyone of them that speaks up mentions how it looks just like you?

Look, if he's hot enough for Andy Samberg's dad, he's hot enough for me!

92BuickLeSabre

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Accordion — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:45:30 EDT

i have never understood why mailboxes exist. asking for trouble.

i hole in your front door is much safer…

Accordion

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DeadWriter — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:43:36 EDT

It's Wendell.- Boosh!

DeadWriter

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discounteggroll — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:42:58 EDT

(no comment required)

discounteggroll

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GHETTO.CHiLD — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:41:30 EDT

OH MAN BOOBS! Someone get that guy a breast pump STAT!

GHETTO.CHiLD

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accordionhero — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:41:24 EDT

@kingbob337: shit happens when you party naked.

accordionhero

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Samifumi — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:40:02 EDT

By the way, I fear this when it comes to delivery of anything with an Amazon.com logo on the box as well as Netflix envelopes. Those bastards at UPS always leave the box outside the door without knocking.

Samifumi

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Monty — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:39:17 EDT

Nice moobs.

Monty

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newgalactic — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:39:11 EDT

I was thinking "Chunk" from Goonies, but he's actually lost all of his weight and is now an entertainment lawyer in Beverly Hills. I guess this white trash version is kind of bizzaro version of Jeff Cohen (Chunk).

newgalactic

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kingbob337 — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:38:13 EDT

Nah, it's not superbad he is thinking of. It's Bad Santa. It totally looks like that fat kid.

kingbob337

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Samifumi — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:36:58 EDT

@Kaiser-Machead: You would have had me had I actually taken the time to look up "Jonah Hill." Great minds...

Samifumi

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Bweetza — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:36:49 EDT

Opening someone's mailbox... isn't that a Federal Offense? His shirt is off because someone spit on it and told him he couldn't come to their party.

Bweetza

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BigViper — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:36:16 EDT

ahh you young un's... it's chunk from Goonies! Now do the truffle shuffle!

BigViper

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Sergeant JoKer — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:35:43 EDT

Apparently, Superbad didn't pay well enough for Jonah Hill...

Sergeant JoKer

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burninator — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:34:58 EDT

Stolen by Jonah Hill from Superbad now thats a suprize! You would think he could buy his own.

burninator

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dMek — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:34:56 EDT

The proof that DVD's do contain high amounts of Trans Fat.

dMek

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Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy! — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:34:07 EDT

@Samifumi: DAMN lol. Takes forever for comments to show up on this site.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

Motion-Sensing Camera Catches Netflix Thief Red-Handed, Shirtless

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:33:43 EDT

If they are really hard-core, they could setup a motion-sensing cat launcher.

Take that shirtless bastard!

Dr.Danger, Shogun of Jalopnik

Motion-Sensing Camera Catches Netflix Thief Red-Handed, Shirtless

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy! — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:33:40 EDT

Deleted scene from Superbad?

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

Motion-Sensing Camera Catches Netflix Thief Red-Handed, Shirtless

PenitentPenguin — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:33:25 EDT

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *gasp*
ahahahahahahahahahahaa

PenitentPenguin

Motion-Sensing Camera Catches Netflix Thief Red-Handed, Shirtless

Samifumi — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:33:13 EDT

That looks like the dude from SuperBad.

Samifumi