Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil? - Gizmodo Comments

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

leonard71 — Thu, 22 May 2008 09:20:49 EDT

I'm gunna draw horns on him in mspaint.

leonard71

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

DJTripleRRR — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:13:27 EDT

Evill EVIIIILLL!

DJTripleRRR

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

nap70 — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:07:52 EDT

Today, while waiting in line in the cafeteria I was treated to a Mac fanboy giving a blow-by-blow account of his recent Applecare warranty call. The group of Macheads he was with listened in rapt silence.

Steve Jobs is Evil. Before he came back to Apple, the fanboys knew their proper place was hiding in the closet due to abject shame. But Jobs had to come back with that damn iPod which made Apple "cool." Now these dorks think it's OK to act that way in public.

Please Bill Gates, help us! Let them know again that it's shameful to be that excited about any technology.

nap70

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

TimurY — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:36:19 EDT

I submitted my oh-so hilarious picture. Prepare to be blown away by my mad Photoshop skillz!

TimurY

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

Lupison — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:34:20 EDT

I would totally take a shot of the arch angel from Diablo 2 and put Steve's face on it if I had any skillorz at all.

Lupison

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

Marco — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:52:48 EDT

I think the question should be "Is Steve Jobs Id, Ego or SuperEgo?"

Marco

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

uberfu — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:16:14 EDT

@Darrone: open it up in PS and then resave it_ Then you can say it was photoshopped!

uberfu

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

sgodun — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:57:49 EDT

On the one hand, you've created some of the most beloved technology of the modern era. On the other hand, you're a tyrant, a miser, and you rule over your empire with an iron fist and a cold heart. So which is it? Is the Steve a golden god who can do no wrong, or is he a devil in disguise?

Gizmodo: FAIL.

There is no either/or here. Steve Jobs has created some of the most beloved technology of the modern era because he's a tyrant, a miser, and rules his empire with an iron fist and cold heart.

Asking "Is Steve Jobs good or evil?" is like asking "Is fire good or evil?" Consider: Fire provides heat and warmth and food and safety and comfort. But it also kills, destroys property, and can cause untold millions of dollars worth of damage. So does that mean fire is GOOD, or fire is EVIL? Answer: It's both. You can't have the good without the evil. Just like Jobs.

sgodun

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

vinchbr — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:04:46 EDT

i wish i was good with photoshop =D

vinchbr

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

akmarksman — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:01:54 EDT

he's darth vader.

akmarksman

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

Cinloykko — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:31:42 EDT

@cyborgtroy: if you pay 5 cents to pirate you're not doing it right. lolz

Cinloykko

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

Cinloykko — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:31:14 EDT

@zenpoet: damn it! that was MY idea... gotse trumps everything!

Cinloykko

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

P3nnst8r — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:34:36 EDT

@92BuickLeSabre: Lulz. Stupendous!

P3nnst8r

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

cyborgtroy — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:29:10 EDT

@nutbastard: Yeah I used GIMP. I can't afford the expected cost [5 cents] of pirating Photoshop, lest I should get caught.

cyborgtroy

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

nutbastard — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:21:14 EDT

Im gonna be a linux fanboy and use GIMP for my entry - photoshop be damned, I bet 90% of you didn't pay for it!

nutbastard

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

ParJoe — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:16:55 EDT

@92BuickLeSabre: That one took me a second, but...LOL!

ParJoe

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

Walter — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:55:46 EDT

@nutbastard: that made me laugh pretty hard.

Walter

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

92BuickLeSabre — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:35:47 EDT

@P3nnst8r: Clorox works pretty well.

92BuickLeSabre

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

Amiash Loves You — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:15:01 EDT

i'll submit two face devils with bill gates and steve jobs in it with evilish grins..

Amiash Loves You

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

alter — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:37:31 EDT

whats the prize? a Nokia Tube?

alter

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

cyborgtroy — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:14:49 EDT

Ok, I submitted mine.

cyborgtroy

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

dambo29 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:47:36 EDT

@Kaiser-Machead: oh so true, i'm not going to even try, ain't got the skills to be that one.

dambo29

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

nutbastard — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:37:14 EDT

@highfloydelity:
that's me, Ron Paul, Charleston Heston and your intuition. We're like a quartet of rational civility.

nutbastard

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

redrabbit — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:36:46 EDT

Well, Steve doesn't own a charity like Bill, does he?

redrabbit

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

itchytooth — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:29:08 EDT

Is the winning submission going to be made into a phone interface?

itchytooth

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

Samifumi — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:25:35 EDT

Ask Carlos Slim Helu.

Samifumi

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

easy2panic — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:22:32 EDT

@Darrone: If he doesn't send his little minions to silence you before you get a chance to submit them.

On the other hand, it would be interesting if any of his former classmates had pictures of him doing evil things, that is if any of them are still alive.

easy2panic

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

snitch29 — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:17:07 EDT

If you think apple is evil, just get a Moto Q for just $99 and rape for 24 months with $80 just for the data plan

snitch29

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

P3nnst8r — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:12:58 EDT

I must maintain my throne.

P3nnst8r

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

highfloydelity — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:00:35 EDT

@mtopper: What's that? I'm sorry, could you say that louder? Somebody behind me is ranting about guns and how they actually "save" people instead of "kill" them.

highfloydelity

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

easy2panic — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:57:14 EDT

This was me 2 1/2 years ago :-)

When I go home this weekend, I am going to scan that picture and submit it.

My iShrine

easy2panic

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

zenpoet — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:56:12 EDT

@Hiphopopotamus: I am just going to have to go with "nut_bastard.jpg" and attach gotse.

zenpoet

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy! — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:55:10 EDT

@easy2panic: I don't see the pictures, and the fact that this article is from 2005 may explain it!

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

iridius — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:53:49 EDT

Is there a prize???!!!

iridius

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

easy2panic — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:52:47 EDT

What happened to saintsteve.jpg?

"And while I'm on the subject of videos, the "Saint Steve" picture frame from this iShrine video is a true work of art." - [gizmodo.com]

easy2panic

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

mtopper — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:49:13 EDT

@highfloydelity:

what do the voices tell you?

mtopper

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy! — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:48:13 EDT

Sorry guys, but this contest is over, because no one can beat Diaz's Steve Evil....

[cache.gizmodo.com]

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

nutbastard — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:48:10 EDT

Or they'll submit em as "Steve_Jobs.jpg"

nutbastard

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

highfloydelity — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:47:48 EDT

The title tells me good then evil but the picture tells me the opposite.

Oh, and the leprechauns tell me to burn things.

highfloydelity

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

wargriff — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:46:20 EDT

You guys kill me. It's bloody painful for a non-apple fanboy to browse your page. This would be an AMAZING - possibly even THE BEST website for tech geeks out there if it weren't for the constant bombardment of apple propaganda. Yes they made the ipod and the iphone. Can we please move on? Or does apple subsidize you too much to move past every rumor and half assed release they spew out?

Here's a great idea. You have an "apple" link at the top of the page for just mac news - can you add a "non-apple" link that displays all stories that DON'T talk about apple products/rumors/tosh? I would be able to browse your page 5 times a day without cringing every few seconds.

wargriff

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

Hiphopopotamus — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:46:01 EDT

@nutbastard: Not only am I doing that... I am just going to submit the art at the top of the article.

WHERE'S MY PRIZE?

Hiphopopotamus

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

nutbastard — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:44:39 EDT

How many idiots are going to submit files literally named "FirstName_LastName.jpg"?

nutbastard

Photoshop Contest: Is Steve Jobs Good or Evil?

Darrone — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:43:24 EDT

What if I have actually pictures of Steve Jobs drowning kittens in a sack? Am I still eligible?

Darrone