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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5167191">Gofastmazda</a>: <br>
your typewriter needs more ribbon, and probably a current-gen qwerty keyboard.  Loafer...</p> <p><a href="http://www.discounteggroll.com">discounteggroll</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5167191">Gofastmazda</a>: Well you my friend are a jack whole lol</p> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/titoforever">--Tito--</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5161947">riqgeez</a>: Do people go to bed any more?  Yeah!  We do.  For about 2 hours/night  Why sleep more?  It's pointless.  Seriously.</p>
<p>And my land-line has worse battery usage and more static than my cell.  And it gets cut WAY more often.  (hence the static)</p> <p>BenjaminD</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>That was funny.<br>
I wouldn't call landline phones 'obsolete'... cell phone reception for me is still spotty enough that it's worth having a land line.  If I go to certain parts of my house (ie, the kitchen) I lose any call on my cell.</p> <p>kzooguy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The phone grenade was fucking priceless.</p> <p>thechansen</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Where exactly does this video specify anything related to a land line?  Do land line phones and IP phones look different?  The Avaya IP phones I use at work are identical to any land line based phone I've used.  Suggestion:  make the title more meaningful.</p> <p>trongod05</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I just really dug the refs to The Crimson Permanent Assurance.</p> <p>Pixelologist</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Well at least landlines don't run out of battery :)</P> <p>redrabbit</p>]]></description>
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<p>Sadly that counts for nothing without, you know, the Humor. It looked like one of those toe curlingly awful school plays done in a drama class.</p> <p><a href="http://www.mobpod.com/">Z</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>The Last, Best and Bloodiest Reason to Have that Hair.... there is no excuse</P> <p>powerball</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>VOIP phones aren't that reliable, you know?</p> <p>bugstomper2</p>]]></description>
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is old enough to be conditioned to answer "Homicide" every time his Avaya phone rings. <p><a href="http://www.omg-ponies.com">OMG! Ponies! Amazing Bacon Drinks</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Hahaha, phone grenade!... Almost like bananaphone. Hrm.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Eruanno</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5159231">Simpsons-Movie-ruled</a>: <br>
haha, you should have patented the "classy, yet unrefined" slogan years ago.</p>
<p>I actually lost all respect for college humor until recently...hopefully they've gotten their act together and stopped whoring themselves out to whatever commercial business tossed a dollar in their direction.</p>
<p>Disclaimer: No pixels were harmed in the making of this production</p> <p><a href="http://www.discounteggroll.com">discounteggroll</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Great stuff!<br>
@<ahref="#c5159231">Simpsons-Movie-ruled: Perfect. :D</ahref="#c5159231"></p> <p><a href="n/a">strider_mt2k</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>does anybody go to bed anymore?</P> <p><a href="http://n/a">riqgeez</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Those poor poor phones....lol</P> <p>GeekGoth</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5160492">Stang70Fastback</a>: I was worried about this the whole time</p> <p><a href="http://www.pctipguys.com">nizzy1115</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>How lucky she was that that phone didn't hit her screen...</p> <p>Stang70Fastback</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Those Nortel phones are built like tanks... good call on the office weaponry ;)</p> <p>Cetrian</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh my God, that was hilarious. I especially loved the phone grenade: classic.</p> <p><a href="http://www.promethium61.tk">XM8500</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>that was epic</p> <p><a href="http://">MrBlahBlah</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha, the blood. So no computer got hurt?</p> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/titoforever">--Tito--</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5159231">Simpsons-Movie-ruled</a>: haha yeah that was hilarious. College Humor's got some surprisingly good production values. I think the whole <i>Street Fighter: the Later Years</i> series proved that. Kinda came out of nowhere, really. When I was in college it was... well, a place for kids to post pictures of boobs and people passed out.</p>
<p>It still is, but the quality of boobs and Sharpie penises on faces have increased significantly.</p> <p><a href="n/a">MisterSleep</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[@<a href="#c5159241">Simpsons-Movie-ruled</a>: commenters funeral (third of that series) was gold!! 

sad voice "powned"


i can't wait to toss a few phones around the office monday >:D <p><a href="n/a">killarclown</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://gizmodo.com/379051/the-last-best-and-bloodiest-reason-to-have-a-landline-phone#c5159231">Simpsons-Movie-ruled</A>: No seriously that was in the video<BR>[avoids getting ban]</P></BR> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/raulbravo">Simpsons-Movie-ruled</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Hmmmm, I'd rather prefer the commentards meeting.<BR>ahh I still remember the.... <BR>"FIRST!!!!"</P></BR></BR> <p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/raulbravo">Simpsons-Movie-ruled</a></p>]]></description>
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