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All Spark USB Hub Gives You Unwanted Responsibility

jackfrost132 — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:44:58 EDT

@FredicvsMaximvs: because odds are a usb hub with no external powersource would explodiate your computer and who knows what kind of awful shit would happen if the allspark exploded. It might cause the new hulk movie to disappear and be replaced with that stinker of a last try. Oi, if I made something that bad I'd ask for a do-over too. I would also cast Edward Norton as the hulk, that made me smile. Perhaps cast Robin Williams as the enemy and end it with a musical number where they dance together?

jackfrost132

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Collins1 — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:48:47 EDT

@ph15h: No, but you get a minority stake in Shia LeBeouf's SOUL.

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Megan Fox Iz Hot! ^-^ - ph15h — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:12:46 EDT

Do I get Megan Fox if I buy the All Spark USB Hub?

Guess it's not worth purchasing then.

Megan Fox Iz Hot! ^-^ - ph15h

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Valicious — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:33:51 EDT

another hellraiser puzzle box?
incest incest musical fruit
the more you plug the more you toot
the more you toot the better you fill
lets have incest for every ordeal

Valicious

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Worf — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:34:56 EDT

@Elliuotatar: Yet if you looked closely at the movie, you'll find all the TFs did mass-shifting as well, making the entire exercise moot from the beginning.

(Nevermind that a lot of the transformations were plainly impossible).

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Collins1 — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:58:00 EDT

As long as I don't have to have the experience ruined by an anticlimatic Linkin Park song [that sounds the same as every other Linkin Park song] when I'm done with it, it's fine.

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Prosumerist — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:37:29 EDT

This was the stupidest plot-hole in the movie (besides the useless Australian hacker and her fat sidekick).

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GOKOR — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:48:12 EDT

I love the Transformers and other 80's cartoons (no better era for cartoons, ever). I would buy this.

Half of the bill is going for nostalgia, other half is going for the USB hub.

Oh, and the Transformers movie was a great summer blockbuster.

GOKOR

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Hand_O_Death — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:57:10 EDT

Now then, Being the AllSpark and all, I assume it is a Pwered USB without having to plug it in, am I correct?

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 19:55:49 EDT

Make me a Hellraiser puzzle box version and I'm sold!

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Arsenal6 — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:54:51 EDT

it looks interesting...if it glowed lol

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FredicvsMaximvs — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:50:33 EDT

Why do all USB hubs only have 4 ports? I've got a bazillion USB gadgets these days; why can't I get a hub with 8 or 16 ports?

@dry-roasted-peanuts: 10 points for knowing what a McGuffin is!

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dry-roasted-peanuts — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:29:45 EDT

I'd rather have a Maltese Falcon USB Hub or a Marsellus Wallace Briefcase USB Hub. At lease those mcguffins were cool.

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Buran — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:23:27 EDT

I am USB Hub of Borg.

Resistance is futile.

Buran

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God made the pretty girls pretty because he likes them more — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:20:42 EDT

@Elliuotatar: Michael Bay? What are you talking about?!

Last time I checked there was only one Transformers movie and it starred Orson Welles as a giant planet-eating Transformer and Spike said a bad word.

John Mayer here telling you kids to stay off drugs. Pot ain't hot.

God made the pretty girls pretty because he likes them more

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jackfrost132 — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:16:29 EDT

Forget it transforming gadgets, what if you go to plug something in and it grows to it's full size? *splat*

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Elliuotatar — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:15:17 EDT

Michael Bay seemed so dead set on making the transformers realistic, using the biggest rig available even if it wasn't the right type, to ensure that they did not need to change mass as they transformed...

And yet the minute he wanted to have this giant cube that could be carried in your pocket he happily threw that excuse for changing Optimus out the window.

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God made the pretty girls pretty because he likes them more — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:40:06 EDT

If it would play "You Got The Touch" whenever you plug something in, I'd buy it. Otherwise, it's about as cool as Starscream when his Aunt Flo comes for her monthly visit.

God made the pretty girls pretty because he likes them more

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scarbrtj — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:35:46 EDT

How in the heck have they solved the problem of not animating any electronic device exposed to the All Spark, even if it is just 4 female USB ports? Experts agree, a female USB port would be animated into a kind of electronic ladybug thing.

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RedSuzaku — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:21:08 EDT

Only 4 ports for $28!!

Only hard core transformers fans will buy this.

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SweatshopArtist — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:07:03 EDT

Not even the website says what it is made of? Plastic I am assuming then. And this could easily be a 12 to 16 port hub. Fail.

SweatshopArtist