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Internal Microsoft Vista Video is as Painful as Videos Get

Rabid Penguin — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:20:56 EDT

This video makes me damn proud to be an American. Damn proud.

Rabid Penguin

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mikeysnipa — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:04:05 EDT

@His_Shadow: uhhh you are stupid.. pretty sure apple ripped off windows with the whole "operating system thing" lol

no but seriously.. your dumb

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mikeysnipa — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:02:14 EDT

lol so rediculous..

mikeysnipa

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His_Shadow — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:08:50 EDT

> GulfVetSAF I have to wonder how in
> the hell the dorks that made that
> video were even hired in the fucking
> first place!

Probably the same crew of dorks that thought that 14 flavours of the same operating system was good for consumers. It's never really been that much of an issue that Microsoft copies Apple, it's just they are so fucking bad at it. While they were attempting all their other lame ripoffs of Apple's products, could they at least have copied the idea of two version of the OS: server and everyone else?

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His_Shadow — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:04:03 EDT

I made it 45 seconds...

His_Shadow

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CatZilla — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:34:29 EDT

New Apple campaingh:

"Switch to Macintosh: Because we don't punish you with ads like this."

CatZilla

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turbofreak — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:55:54 EDT

well...that just ruined my day.

turbofreak

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bookmark — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:53:59 EDT

that girl in white t-shirt is high on something...
i am sure!

bookmark

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usa1 — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:10:47 EDT

Ha. It's so lame. And yet, it's better than most of the Bruce's song.

usa1

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GulfVetSAF — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:40:51 EDT

You have got to be fucking kidding me. Holy shit, that was SO utterly and entirely GAY! I swear, when I see shit like that, I have to wonder how in the hell the dorks that made that video were even hired in the fucking first place!

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sgodun — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:02:27 EDT

I don't believe for a minute that this is a spoof. I believe that MS is, or was, or was thinking about passing this off as a legitimate video, then someone leaked it and now they're doing damage control.

"I didn't really mean it, it was a JOKE!!"

Riiiiiiight.

sgodun

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SpeedyGonzalas — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:53:21 EDT

fookin 'brill, I say.

SpeedyGonzalas

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Jordan Lund — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:20:33 EDT

Sooo much better than the Windows 386 video...

(if you can't bear it, skip to the 7 minute mark.)

[video.google.com]

Jordan Lund

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passmetheketchup — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:16:19 EDT

HFS! Excuse me while I go jump off a bridge !
Internal video or not, Life's too short for this kinda shit !

passmetheketchup

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RobotVampire — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:01:21 EDT

That video pulls down my pants and taunts me...

RobotVampire

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cesarin12003 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:40:50 EDT

lol thats is so lame, i almost fall to sleep on the start of it

cesarin12003

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RoCKSTaH53 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:59:25 EDT

There are no words. You'd never see this shit come from Apple. Apple Fanboy or not you know you'd be ashamed to work for Microsoft after seeing that.

Epic Fail is right. Ouch.

RoCKSTaH53

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hoboknife — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:48:28 EDT

I used to make these M$ internal broadcast video's. All the "hoorah!" and "Drink the Kool-Aid!" made me further despise M$ and their philosophy. I recall one with smoke machines and dancers in kilts with bow staves.. Yes, I'm ashamed. It all played into the 'evil overlord' and the low quality expectations I had of their products.

An added insult is that they spend quite a bit on these silly videos but in the winters it was my bread and butter.

hoboknife

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Windhawk — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:04:02 EDT

OUCH!

Windhawk

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funkenforcer — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:00:21 EDT

this video incorporates everything i hate about 80ies mainstream music. whiney white boy, stupid soulless saxophone solo ans so on.
well, fits perfectly for vista/ms/x86 consumer pc crap.

funkenforcer

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sam1am — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:56:12 EDT

Apple's next ad campaign should involve running Microsoft's own ads.

sam1am

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media_lush — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:52:37 EDT

This is so amazingly epic - and not in a good way - that it deserves a whole major broadcasters hour long documentary.... guaranteed ratings hit!

.... imagine: the storyboarding, the casting, the rehearsals, the auditions, inside the editors suite..... whoever has all the masters is sitting on a fortune!

media_lush

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doll-shaped-engine — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:10:49 EDT

oh noes an internal motivation video that is worthy of ridicule stop the internet i wanna get off

keep in mind here people ... the target audience for this video is a group of individuals who sell snake oil for a living

lets just say that what's true and what's real holds very little meaning in their lives

be kind to them - do not tell them this isn't really bruce springsteen

and if the topic of SP1 comes up.. change the subject.

doll-shaped-engine

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djtripp — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:03:49 EDT

Wow, what amazes me the most is that i didn't turn it off at the beginning with the title of the "music video," but that I watched it to the end. To summarize: "Microsoft Sales Team, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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Brian Sexton — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:02:31 EDT

"When they see the improvements in security . . ."

They might still have fucked up USB.

Brian Sexton

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TheJollyGreenGiant — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:53:45 EDT

This is about out as touch with the world outside as Bush.

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s0crates82 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:53:44 EDT

An ecosystem, a contraction of "ecological" and "system", refers to the collection of biotic and abiotic components and processes that comprise and govern the behavior of some defined subset of the biosphere. Elements of an ecosystem may include flora, fauna, lower life forms, water and soil.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecosystem

What the hell does that have to do with computers? Seriously?

s0crates82

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ytfelpma — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:50:04 EDT

Forget rickrolling... I'm linking to this video!

ytfelpma

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VinceAnido — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:49:49 EDT

I'm amazed so few people considered the possibility that this was bad on purpose.

I thought this was hilarious. Anyone know who made it?

VinceAnido

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iTarek — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:46:27 EDT

After this I will say Good bye VISTA, I will get Leopard.

iTarek

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areyoubeefin — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:29:20 EDT

Edited on a Mac ;)
I wonder who signed em...

areyoubeefin

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LastAndLeast — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:41:12 EDT

I just got over food poisoning...I think that was more pleasant than this video.

LastAndLeast

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Ramirez13 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:37:25 EDT

That was just... Painful.

Another example of Microsoft's total lack of creativity or overall ability to deliver a well developed product, even a well made internal PEP Video.

Someone should tell them, despite how it feels, it really isn't 1984 anymore

Ramirez13

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maddogeco — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:35:08 EDT

your all wrong. this is the greatest and best video of all time bar none.
bad is good for example

maddogeco

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D4RK_53K70R — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:24:00 EDT

OMG MY EYES!!! THE SHEER CHEESYNESS LEVEL BURNS MY EYES!

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awemaker — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:22:59 EDT

I think this is an internal sales team video. It'd convince me not to sell it!

awemaker

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frostoy — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:17:29 EDT

still not as good as the MS DOS 5 upgrade rap.

.... gimme five!

frostoy

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brianeisley — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:13:45 EDT

Oh sweet screaming Jesus, this is bad.

Microsoft has so much money to hire people with actual talent. So why don't they? Why?

I have to go have an acid bath now. Only way to get the smell off.

brianeisley

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chonnes — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:10:57 EDT

All of a sudden, I no longer feel bad when I hear PC users refer to Mac users as elitists, privileged or smug.

chonnes

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jbhitter24 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:09:25 EDT

this is not balm!

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kryptik — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:50:00 EDT

I lasted 1:15 before I had to stop the video and set my eyes on fire to distract me from the pain caused by the video.

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jlobster — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:44:14 EDT

May I also point out that BitLocker doesn't actually knock out the laptop thief and return the laptop? It's encryption, idjit!

Then again, I don't think they were going for accuracy. Whe signs a sales agreement on stage anymore? NO ONE. Sheesh.

jlobster

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martini1179 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:40:08 EDT

Apparently Microsoft is secretly run by a cadre of senior citizens who think that this video is on the edge of cool.

Excuse me, have to go slit the wrists now ;)

martini1179

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DustyButt — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:37:53 EDT

Why did that small man jump on stage and dance with the singer?

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gonzaljohn — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:33:13 EDT

LMFAO!!!!!! You Apple fan boys are just jealous there ain't one of these for the Mac! LOL

gonzaljohn

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archibaldleech — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:26:44 EDT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Vista I love you!!!

archibaldleech

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hockalees — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:25:33 EDT

Man, Mark Cuban plays one mean Telecaster.

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MacDon — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:25:14 EDT

It only goes to show that Microsoft has NO taste; no taste what's so ever!

MacDon

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Dabebo — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:24:49 EDT

So you are a Microsoft Sales guy, you've been struggling all year trying to flog a dead horse. Its been tough, the kids need new shoes, the wife is threatening to leave but then, a video promising help lands in your inbox.... Gaga gooboo gagaga gooboo, this is not happening.....

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Imakeholesinu — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:23:45 EDT

I feel like I just got rick rolled.

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hired_geek — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:15:55 EDT

holy crap, apart from being made from some 20 year old gorgonzola kept in the armpit of a gorilla, not even the most avid mac fanboy would get as excited about some retarded song about their OS as the woman with short hair at the front of the crowd.... or would they?

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Palestina — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:08:06 EDT

@Synthaxx: You said it all!

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boe — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:07:08 EDT

The real question- is this available for download on iTunes?

boe

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DanyBrancho — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:57:59 EDT

there's now way this can be real... if it is.. i doubt it was supposed to be released... probly some inter-company morale booster for vista sucking so hard

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sho38 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:54:08 EDT

OMG!! I have seen some bad videos in my life time...but this is by far the worst!! It was so bad my head almost explode! Remind me people not to watch the SP2 video...I don't want to die!

I just found another reason to switch to the Mac!

sho38

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nrek — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:50:55 EDT

the "Wow" definitely has started.

nrek

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tonashideska — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:37:48 EDT

Ballmers monkey dance would have been better

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Jasontrainer — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:30:48 EDT

Just because you said that it damages the dignity of anyone who watches it I haven't and will not.

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baristabrawl — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:17:49 EDT

I think I'm dumber now.

If I were "The Boss" I'd never sue. I'd pretend that I hadn't seen that and that it never existed. It's all very queer.

baristabrawl

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johneaster — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:12:19 EDT

AWESOME !!! PRICELESS !!! Vista ROCKS !!

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ps61318 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:08:43 EDT

Ya know, for once I'm glad that Youtube is blocked at the firewall here at the office. Now if I can just resist the temptation to watch from home, I may be the only sane person left on Gizmodo.

ps61318

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takemetoyourtoaster — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:02:17 EDT

Hi I'm a mac

hi I'ma p....... (starts vibrating)
uuuuhhhuhhhh oh iyyyyyyyyym havinz a glitc "OUR ECOSYSTEM ROCKS!!!"
uh pc what was that
pc I don't (jumps up in the air and freeze frames)
yeah ok I'm just going to leave now

takemetoyourtoaster

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birdgirl39 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:57:43 EDT

I could only watch about a minute of this crap. Everyone looked like a "Bizarro World" version of existing people. I think Little Steven should get Tony and Paulie Walnuts to, um, teach Microsft a "lesson" about stealing.

birdgirl39

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Dook_In_The_Urinal — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:55:15 EDT

I actually like Vista, but that video equals the pain felt trying to pass a swallowed quarter....out the urethra.

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bousbous — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:28 EDT

Full Lyrics

Rockin' Our Sales
(to the tune of Born in the USA)

Last year, when Vista was new
You sold the Optimized Desktop value
That's a pitch that never fails
And you saw lots of sales!

But some enterprises said
"Wait and see, we don't wanna adopt early"
Well that's over 'cause of SP1
And our ecosystem

If they have been waiting
No more hesitating
When they see the improvements in security
The desktop and mobility and productivity
They'll say "Vista gotta get me some"

Talk up our Microsoft application virtualization
See what's on employees' laptops
With AIS and MDOP
And there's hacker and virus detection
With Network Assess Protection
And if they're not sold yet
Diagnostic and Recovery Toolset

If they have been waiting
No more hesitating
Whey they see the improvements in security
The desktop and mobility and productivity
They'll say "Vista gotta get me some"

And if their CEO's laptop
Gets ripped off by some thief
There's no worries with Bitlocker
The data's secure and that's a big relief

If they have been waiting
No more hesitating
They'll see the value to their business
Quota is where your focus is
Gotta get those bonuses

Microsoft's sales team rocks
and we're gonna keep rockin' with SP1
Rock our sales with Vista and SP1
Our ecosystem rocks!

bousbous

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birdgirl39 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:49:43 EDT

It looks like they set up some kind of "Bizarro World" where everyone there is just a uglier version than the people in THIS world. They even ripped-off Little Stevie! He should get Tony, Paulie Walnuts to join him in kicking their sorry asses. Shame on you, Microsoft.

birdgirl39

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NightElfMohawk — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:49:19 EDT

@catbutt: Yeah, I work for Apple too, and there haven't really been any internal videos since they tried making that "What A Feeling" (from Flashdance) ripoff song one in the 80s... learned our lesson early, I suppose.

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thecman — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:46:16 EDT

@HibikiRush: There you go man, keep as cool as you can. Face piles of trials with smiles. It riles them to believe you perceive the web they weave, and keep on thinking freely.

thecman

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thecman — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:43:43 EDT

That is the most painful crap I have ever seen. Think I will go wash my eyes and ears with acid.

I know I was warned but I had no idea.

The Horror, The Horror

thecman

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ElYoNer — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:29:06 EDT

Skynet has just become self aware.......of humans TOTALLY diserving to die!!!

ElYoNer

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got no clutch? You ain't much. — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:16:21 EDT

That isn't as bad as the Microsoft Windows "Home of the Future" MP3's that you could download. If anyone wants to hear them let me know.

got no clutch? You ain't much.

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bigpolla — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:13:15 EDT

ENOOUGH
I CANNOT WATCH NO LONNGGER

bigpolla

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Kareem King — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:09:13 EDT

I've never seen so much fail since Beamz.

Kareem King

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Alexoo13 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:05:18 EDT

Dear Lord :/

Alexoo13

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SgtMac02 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:02:33 EDT

@Sleeper_Service: I would have to agree. This has got to be an internal "morale booster" joke of a video. I used to work for Best Buy and they made some of the highest production value craptacular videos for the quarterly store meetings. They spoof every pop-culture reference you can think of. MS just happens to be uncool enough to make one that is EXCEPTIONALLY bad.

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HibikiRush — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:59:31 EDT

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

This seriously wants to make me switch to a Mac.

HibikiRush

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tiredman9 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:51:38 EDT

"wow microsofts sales team rocks!"

i think they said it best themselves...

tiredman9

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EvanA — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:50:06 EDT

This video was actually made and produced by Apple as part of their I'm a Mac, he's a PC campaign. There was a need to rub in the I'm a MAC part.

EvanA

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badhatharry — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:49:35 EDT

while=whole.

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badhatharry — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:45:00 EDT

Was this done by the people responsible for the while "M.C. Rove" thing a few years back?

badhatharry

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N@tedog — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:44:53 EDT

Did I just get Rick Rolled?

N@tedog

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Sir Winston Thriller — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:43:22 EDT

As an ex-Microsoftie, I can only hang my head in shame.

Microsoft is the bag lady of software.

Sir Winston Thriller

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openfly — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:37:44 EDT

How are these idiots still employed?

openfly

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vtdarush — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:35:18 EDT

shameful, and as an investor, upsetting to think about how much was wasted on that

vtdarush

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Navtones — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:31:17 EDT

[www.navtones.com]

It's really easy to snipe on this video as an exercise in corporate 'hipness' gone wrong, but it's really the opposite. This is viral cheese, and a pretty good shot at that.

It has delivered on its design to be spread around and unabashedly panned. I'm certainly no msft fanboy, but I think the joke's on us.

Navtones

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Mitch — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:27:44 EDT

@Sleeper_Service:

Of course it wasn't targeted at me...hence my statement that even knowing the freakin thing EXISTS causes me head trauma.

I'm all for internal fun...lord knows we have plenty of it where I work...but christ almighty, at least do it WELL! Bruce Springsteen should sue them for using his "likeness" (and I hesitate to call it that)

Mitch

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mager — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:27:22 EDT

I feel horrible after watching that.

mager

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GoodBytes — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:26:08 EDT

This looks like something that is being dated since Win95 or even earlier. From the editing to filming, it is very amateurish. I vote for fake.

GoodBytes

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GoodBytes — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:25:04 EDT

This is so badly done, form editing to filming, it sounds very fake. It really looks like something for Win3.1 or about around these years.

GoodBytes

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Maneki Nico — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:21:50 EDT

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

Maneki Nico

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an1m3fr33k — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:20:26 EDT

yeah....... after a whole minute i shut it off...

an1m3fr33k

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J. Shirley — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:19:30 EDT

The only explanation is that Microsoft got on the bandwagon of the Seattle Film Race, dispatches their marketing team to make a video in 24 hours and 4 minutes.

Then, with 24 hours and 3 minutes left to go, they simply made a pact with the devil (little known fact, this is actually John Hodgman; the Mac commercials are a front).

John Satanman knew in advance that The Boss was going to be endorsing Obama in PA.

By a shoddy impersonation endorsing such an abysmal product, voters would then be confused that Obama supports Vista and while he still will secure the democratic nomination he will lose to McCain.

This will be accomplished by McCain starring in his own switch ad ("My computer went beep beep beep and we lost all of the WMDs in Iran, but they were there"), which gets the independent voters to believe his message.

Therefor, this video is nothing more than a 3 minute long bumper sticker that says McCain 08.

That is the only possible explanation that makes sense.

J. Shirley

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ice2032 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:18:05 EDT

Like a horrible train wreck. I couldn't stop watching.

ice2032

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Mowogg — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:17:31 EDT

There goes the last shred of my PC-curious self out the window.

At least they didn't do a version of the Village People: V-I-S-T-A....It's fun to play with V-I-S-T-A...

Mowogg

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mathdino — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:16:33 EDT

Vista, gotta get me some.

mathdino

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snitch29 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:15:01 EDT

They should have choose this video instead

snitch29

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Slartibartfast — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:13:28 EDT

I'm pretty sure that the groupie in the t-shirt up front is Mary Lou Retton.

Slartibartfast

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MeisterFu — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:11:54 EDT

I live in Seattle and I've actually been in a couple of these videos. They're sad, sad affairs. I played the Mac character in a spoof Microsoft made to make themselves feel better. Maybe I'll start forwarding the spot breakdowns to Giz so you can have a preview of what the brilliant creative development team in Redmond spews out.

MeisterFu

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Joseph — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:10:01 EDT

When is this video gonna be making it's rounds on MTV?

Joseph

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ToddFSU — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:09:07 EDT

Awesome video. I just purchased Vista Ultimate.

ToddFSU

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ViperBorg — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:03:07 EDT

That video killed my inner child.

ViperBorg

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ViperBorg — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:01:59 EDT

@RobotVampire: Agreed.

ViperBorg

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Captain Angry — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:59:45 EDT

I work at a fortune 500 and we are sticking with XP for at least another couple years because of Vista's flaws.

Captain Angry

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VaccaFoeda — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:58:49 EDT

Jesus that was awful. Smacks of desperation.

VaccaFoeda

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fastmike — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:57:27 EDT

Many thanks for that video.....it cured my constipation

fastmike

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EBone — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:54:47 EDT

I'm glad I'm not the only reader old enough to remember the original video they ripped off, down to the Courtney Cox clone coming up on stage to dance with "Da Boss."

EBone

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Sleeper_Service — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:51:13 EDT

@Mitch:

Good job it was never targetted at you then. Unless you're an MS employee of course.

Sleeper_Service

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catbutt — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:48:24 EDT

I work for Apple, and our internal videos are even worse. Really.

Ok I lied.

catbutt

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catfewd — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:48:02 EDT

Music video. YOU'RE DOIN IT WRONG.

catfewd

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nadafinger — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:47:19 EDT

I've had douche chills before but never a douche seizure...until now.

nadafinger

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A Puckish Satire of Contemporary Mores — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:47:17 EDT

Anyone who watches this video dies 7 days later.

A Puckish Satire of Contemporary Mores

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McLucky — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:47:11 EDT

I was watching that, heard the part about seeing what is on employees' laptops and I started to wish my firm would see what I was watching, fire me and save me from the rest of the video.

McLucky

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Gonzie — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:47:00 EDT

[www.encyclopediadramatica.com]

oh dear god will someone get me some taste here?

Gonzie

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deadsylent — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:46:05 EDT

Worst Video Ever

deadsylent

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yogibimbi — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:44:19 EDT

@Blackti3: it can't be easy to be that cheesy - how about stepping up the recursivity one notch? Let's make an impersonator of the impersonator sing this;-) The chorus is already there.

yogibimbi

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Mitch — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:38:12 EDT

Dear Microsoft,
You've just convinced my company to go all apple.

My head actually wants to explode from watching this...hell it wants to explode from knowing it EXISTS.

Epic, epic, EPIC fail.

Mitch

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RobotVampire — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:37:50 EDT

@Sleeper_Service: Internal video or not, it take "painful to watch" to a new level...

RobotVampire

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hanswurst0815 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:34:56 EDT

@PlayerX: Microsoft has the ability to produce good, clever and funny advertisement. But what Steve Jobs said still remains true: the have absolutely no taste. And so they simply can't tell the difference between "Mommy, Where Do Servers Come From?" [gizmodo.com] and this absolutely terrible music video.

hanswurst0815

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Sleeper_Service — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:34:14 EDT

It's an internal video, you bunch of cocks. I mean seriously, would you release that externally?

It's not the worst one I've seen either. You should work in Finance for some real horror shows.

Sleeper_Service

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RobotVampire — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:32:48 EDT

@JesusBeanBag: I'd vote for Zombie Teddy Roosevelt for president! Zormie trust buster FTW.

That video almost made me a mac guy, almost.

RobotVampire

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JeffBuzz — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:32:33 EDT

It makes you feel a little sad for them...kinda like the school bully who ends up crying at the end of a cheesy 80's movie.

JeffBuzz

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Seiko — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:30:49 EDT

That video makes me almost want to buy an Apple.

Seiko

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mumin — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:28:08 EDT

there is only ONE explanation for this:
some guys at Microsoft did this as an internal april's fools joke, and the video leaked to the public.

mumin

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IKEACAR — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:27:58 EDT

HAAHAHA AH AHA HAH AAHHAAH AHAHAHAH AH AH AHAHA HAH AH AH AH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH AAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA AH AH AHAH A AHAHAH AH AHAHAHAHAHAH AHAH AHAHAHAH AHAHAHA HA HAHAHAH AHAHAH AHAHAH AH AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A AH AHAHHA AH AH AHAHAHA AH AH A HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vomit. Rinse. Repeat.

Can we fly the flags at half mast today? We all just died a little inside.

IKEACAR

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TheCyberBob — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:26:34 EDT

I like how they claim that corporations are now adopting Vista since SP1. The IT security guys I deal with day to day all are of 1 mind regarding Vista. "No. No no no. HELL no."

TheCyberBob

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nightsky — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:25:02 EDT

@PlayerX: Incase anyone is interested here is the famous Victoria Carvers IMDB page. She of course is the star of the Windows 386 video and hollywood legend.

[www.imdb.com]

nightsky

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remps — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:24:21 EDT

@Byt2luv: You beat me the comment, and I actually did. :)

remps

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scarbrtj — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:23:29 EDT

Courtney Cox just ruined her career. Too late!

scarbrtj

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Blue_Six — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:21:07 EDT

All the while OS-X was busy getting laid.

Blue_Six

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waynelambright — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:20:37 EDT

Just my guess, but the goal of the video was to make us watch and learn the message. Cheesy Yes, and now we know about vista sp1. I only could watch 51 seconds worth.

waynelambright

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SharkByte — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:20:04 EDT

i just went blind in my left eye...

SharkByte

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danaross — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:19:39 EDT

I think the video is great. I know that they are talking to their internal sales team and they're all dorky. It's just for fun and not for the public. Internal sales and marketing. No problem. I think it's funny.

danaross

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Bueller — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:19:13 EDT

I got nothin. That just sucked the life right outta me.

Bueller

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Boognish — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:16:50 EDT

@nightsky: Kodak made it.

Boognish

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SigmundTheSeaMonster — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:16:30 EDT

That video made me constipated.

SigmundTheSeaMonster

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phlavor — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:15:29 EDT

This falls right in line with every Microsoft employee I've ever met. If you hire every lame yes man you find, you end up with a company that produces crap like this.

phlavor

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Biggy — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:14:07 EDT

*Nods his head down*: OMG, :(

Biggy

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pyrokotik — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:14:04 EDT

that was fucking painful to watch

pyrokotik

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williethewisp — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:12:31 EDT

ffs, christ that is bad.

williethewisp

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Dave J. — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:11:57 EDT

I was waiting for the camera to zoom back to show that Bruce Springsteen is in the desert and the concert is an oasis. Then we zoom back further and the desert is a sandbox in the world's largest resort hotel. We zoom back further,and the world's largest resort hotel hotel is actually a playground in the world's largest prison.

Dave J.

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crash1105 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:11:56 EDT

I think the kool aide went bad at microsloth (yes microsloth 5 years behind)

crash1105

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stryder100 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:11:39 EDT

On the bright side - with $oftware $ellers this completely and bizarrely out of touch maybe there's hope for Open/Free Software.

stryder100

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astrocramp — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:11:07 EDT

M$ is infested with MBA douchebags who couldn't sell their way out of a paper bag.

astrocramp

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dMek — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:10:07 EDT

They could have at least cast Mel from Flight of the Conchords as the groupie.

dMek

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itchytooth — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:09:52 EDT

I mean, seriously, it was brilliantly funny. My appreciation for Microsoft just went up several notches.

itchytooth

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nightsky — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:09:41 EDT

@Boognish: Wait? No... wait!? Did Kodak make this, or is someone making fun of Kodak? I don't understand! Please help.

nightsky

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joestoner — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:09:08 EDT

That's the sort of creative work you get when you use Windows!

Their version of "cool" involves old white men in suits shaking hands. And what would appeal to these people? Bruce Springsteen, of course!

Seriously, try to find the cool people in this video. The kind of people that you see in marketing campaigns from just about any other company. They aren't there.

joestoner

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mechfluff — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:07:32 EDT

// at a loss for words

mechfluff

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itchytooth — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:06:46 EDT

I quite enjoyed it.

itchytooth

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zombo — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:05:58 EDT

Their ecosystem sucks. Hands down, worst video evah. How do they think something like that will actually HELP them sell more copies of that crappy bloated POS OS?

zombo

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PlayerX — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:05:50 EDT

Here's a link, in case anyone missed seeing this gem:

PlayerX

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boe — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:05:11 EDT

I can honestly say I like this Vista video almost as much as the OS. I can see MS has a new standard for hiring help. 99 cents an hour seems to the the standard and sometimes you get what you pay for.

boe

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Leonard Nimrod — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:04:49 EDT

@nojo: Great line!

Leonard Nimrod

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frigg — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:04:42 EDT

If Apple ran that as a trojan horse ad, Apple marketshare would go to 100%.

frigg

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Curves — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:04:32 EDT

That made me give back lunch, in a projectile form.

Curves

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MFlick — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:03:23 EDT

HAHA, ITS LIKE THE PC GUY TRIED TO MAKE A VIDEO! I hope apple uses this in an ad! hahaha!

MFlick

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nightsky — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:03:17 EDT

Blaaaaaarrrrrgghhhhhhh! plopity plop plop BLLAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH plop plop plop oh my god! BBBBBLLLLLLLAAAAARRRRRHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!

nightsky

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CircusMcGee — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:01:57 EDT

The biggest insult to The Boss that I have ever seen. "Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band"??? Honestly?!

CircusMcGee

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dbx — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:00:41 EDT

bahahaha. Windows is for uber dorks. Long live everything non-microsoft!!!

dbx

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Boognish — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:59:05 EDT

Boognish

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pcdsim — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:58:59 EDT

OMG! No words...

pcdsim

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lucky_you — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:58:00 EDT

oh for fucks sake, is there a single black man that works for Microshit? They couldn't find one for the Clarence Clemmons part ?!

lucky_you

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Boognish — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:57:43 EDT

After seeing that I think Kodak's campaign isn't too bad. Either that or I've been drinking too much of the Kool-aide.

Boognish

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ninjamurf — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:56:54 EDT

The sad part is that they actually PAID to make that video!! They paid the actors, the cameramen, the production crew. Hell, they may have even paid Springsteen to rip off the original. But the paid ACTUAL money to make that piece of crap.

?????????

ninjamurf

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EL_RIEL — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:56:21 EDT

@Hvedhrungr: LOL , do it!! do it!!

EL_RIEL

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warf0x0r — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:55:47 EDT

How sad it must be to be a performer and know that this is the best it will get for me. I think after making this that band should retire.

warf0x0r

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JesusBeanBag — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:55:45 EDT

This is why our Country/Corporations is losing ground in the world. It all started with bike helmets. We need to clone and resurrect Teddy Roosevelt and get this thing turned around.

JesusBeanBag

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Guy-Fawkes — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:54:39 EDT

The sad thing is that Steve Ballmer probably believes every word of that soi-disant "song."

Let's see... Vista promises to give you everything Linux actually delivers, but at an epic price, instead of for free.

Yeah, that will rock the Accounting offices worldwide.

Guy-Fawkes

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oper451 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:54:20 EDT

Did I sell poison to children in another life.... What did I do to deserve this

oper451

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Byt2luv — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:52:02 EDT

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth

Byt2luv

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discounteggroll — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:51:09 EDT

forget waterboarding, this takes the cake

discounteggroll

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apeguero — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:48:20 EDT

I'm convinced that Microsoft has a fetish to produce absolute rubbish, shitty videos. God! These people are just, oh well...

apeguero

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aseriesoftubes — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:48:01 EDT

Wow, just wow. I got about halfway through before the convulsions forced me to stop.

Hey, at least it wasn't Ballmer singing!

aseriesoftubes

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Ninja_of_Techno — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:46:53 EDT

Is the world coming to an end?

Ninja_of_Techno

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Hiphopopotamus — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:46:26 EDT

On the plus side... I am going to randomly post 'Our Ecosystem Rocks!' from here on out... Take THAT 'Will it blend?'!

Hiphopopotamus

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superfel — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:46:17 EDT

Sooooooooooooooooooooo Lame
looooooooooooooooooooserssssss

superfel

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BoinK — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:46:03 EDT

Looks like an average SNL skit to me.

BoinK

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iJake — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:44:56 EDT

If I were Bruce Springsteen I would be suing for defamation of character right about now.

iJake

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bimplebean — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:44:07 EDT

Dear sweet holy mother of Jesus Christ on a crutch. That is the most phenomenally lame video I have ever seen in my 51 years of living. And I lived through the Eighties.

bimplebean

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Hvedhrungr — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:42:23 EDT

I'm posting this before actually watching the video.
If I don't make it, please call Danny Williams and tell him I'm sorry about that time in the cafeteria. We were kids, and I thought it was hilarious as hell.

Hvedhrungr

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Hiphopopotamus — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:40:10 EDT

Here's what I think happened:

Whoever they paid to put this together made this one as a joke, so when Microsoft said 'What the hell is this crap?' they could say it was a joke and hand them the real one which they had with them the whole time...

Except Microsoft never said anything, so they just kinda had to keep their mouth shut and sneak away.

Though - you do have to appreciate their actual use of the 'enthusiastic jump into the air and freeze frame' (00:58)

Hiphopopotamus

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xrikazen — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:39:49 EDT

oh my...

xrikazen

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workingonyourinvoice — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:39:46 EDT

Ouch. I want my 3 minutes back. I swear I would've guessed that was at least 10 minutes long..

workingonyourinvoice

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med — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:39:27 EDT

dear Lord, I think I need to take a break after that one.

Classic Microsoft-speak lyrics.
Why are they so out of touch...

med

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nojo — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:38:36 EDT

Stillborn in the USA.

nojo

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nystreetfilms — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:37:49 EDT

yo. I just got to the Courtney Cox part. Yo. That is not Courtney Cox.

SP1 Rocks. SP1 licks rocks, maybe....

nystreetfilms

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Synthaxx — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:37:12 EDT

Just as good as vista itself.

Synthaxx

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kahri — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:36:29 EDT

Most Viral video in Cupertino

kahri

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nystreetfilms — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:36:12 EDT

The Mac guy is right. Very right. Windows is for crusty old white dudes in bad suits.

Wow.

But seriously... what production value! Maybe they should put some of that money toward Product Development.

nystreetfilms

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Blackti3 — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:34:41 EDT

Who the F makes these videos...it can't be easy to be that cheesey...it really must take some/a lot of effort!

Blackti3

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mildretard — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:34:21 EDT

Oh dear god.

mildretard