<![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> Honey, spred it! Spred it GOOD!

ANoel

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> if only it were a Jesus toast mattress

winterwarloc

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> if only it was a Jesus toast mattress

winterwarloc

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> That ain't sammich spread.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> Now I can lay on my toast bed while talking on my hamburger phone to a girl on her banana phone while she is wearing fruit roll up underwear.

GOKOR

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> It's probably coated with chemicals to make it look like that, but it's still funny looking!

liveinvt

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> Oh man I just sent an email to the Smuckers folks about sheets!
DAMMIT!

Stuff like this really burns my, uh um.
This pisses me off!

strider_mt2k

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> Chet:Lady, I wanna get to the bottom of this. ASAFP.
Lisa: Oh, so do I.
Chet: But first I'd like to... butter your muffin.
Lisa: Why do you have to be such a wanker?
Chet: Because I get off on it!

adrunkenmonkey

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> ...gonna find mt baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight......mmmmmmmm,mmmmmmmm, afternoon delight."

Greatest song ever!

Jules Winfield

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> Perhaps, like ThinkGeek they will choose to make it.

DeadWriter

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> NUTRITIOUS AND FUCKLITCIOUS!!

--Tito--

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@fusedinertia: Yeah, but after you add it to the cart you get this message (screen grab at left).
[idisk.mac.com]
So, no, very sad to say, not a real product. But clearly there is an eager buying public in the buttery-foods-as-furniture market.

bosskev

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> It is a real product....there is an add to cart on there...
[mcphee.com]

fusedinertia

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> It would me nice if it were a real product.

DeadWriter

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> This would be good for sunbathing at the lake, with friends, covered in butter.

itchytooth

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> Well don't just rye there.

itchytooth

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> OOOH BABY... Bring on the Marmalade...

sfokevin

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> This is just what I need for my The Borrowers cosplay! [*1]

--Mongoose
[*1] I do not actually perform The Borrowers cosplay.

Mongoose

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> The idea is to buy 2... then you can be a "_____"-sandwich for halloween!

adkitchen

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> Does it turn 'well done' on wintry nights?

grimgrassofhome

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> Lol

"he@Wiliam Hook: "wanna come butter some toast, girl?" now definitely gets the #2 spot on my list of the worst/funniest pickup lines of all time.

For those who want to know "Hey baby I'll buy you a pizza takes #1" (and that is quoted from a Frank Zappa song)

DozeUser

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> I would like to butter your toast!

DucatiGuy

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> @Amiash: did i just wrote my comment in the wrong post? oppss...sorry then.

Amiash Loves You

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> Why does it remind me of a episode in The office when Michael (steve Carell) Burned his foot from the grill.

Amiash Loves You

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> Since nobody else went for the obvious...

I get up in the morning 'bout six A.M.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot,
I get toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!







MayorWest

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> I might have to move my first drink up 1/2 hour because of this post.

Anyone else like a Harp Lager?
I have frosty glasses!


+ Watch video

strider_mt2k

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> This is the awesomest thing ever.

strider_mt2k

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> Yaay!! Now it is possible for me to cross off #256 on my "Places-to-do-IT-and-by-IT-I-mean-sex List":

256. Do it on a toast-shaped-bed

theMockingNoob

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> Imagine the chat-up lines with that...."wanna come butter some toast, girl?"

William Hook

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> You're about 19 days late on this one...it was one of McPhee's April Fool's Day products...along with Squirrel Underpants.

StrangeTikiGod

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> mmm... inflatable rubber toast... ahahafafghghahaha

workingonyourinvoice

]]> <![CDATA[Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights]]> gives new meaning to the term "sandwich" . I wonder if the model in the photo know's what that means, lol

islandhopper

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