Knife Hooks Bring Ultraviolence to the Coat Rack - Gizmodo Comments

Knife Hooks Bring Ultraviolence to the Coat Rack

Killjoy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:18:25 EDT

@ripfire4: Are you preparing to commit murmaider?

Killjoy

Knife Hooks Bring Ultraviolence to the Coat Rack

Killjoy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:18:02 EDT

@BigViper: In your best Sean Bean voice, I take it?

Killjoy

Knife Hooks Bring Ultraviolence to the Coat Rack

MayorWest — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:57:43 EDT

Can you imagine attempting to explain this one to your landlord when they come over to unclog the toilet?

I haven't seen your girlfriend come by lately.

We broke up a few weeks back... I didn't take it well.

Well, toilets all fixed. I'll be seeing you.

Hello, 911. What is your emergency?

MayorWest

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ripfire — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:25:16 EDT

Brass knuckle Chair, check!
Brass knuckle mugs, check!
Kill Shot pillows, check!
Knife hooks, check!

Gift registry for a redneck wedding is almost complete.

ripfire

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Hvedhrungr — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:52:07 EDT

@strider_mt2k: It did in fact distract me from my quest to drink a scalding hot beverage from no less than 4 stacked cups!

Hvedhrungr

Knife Hooks Bring Ultraviolence to the Coat Rack

strider_mt2k — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:03:50 EDT

@DeadWriter:
What he said.

@Hvedhrungr:
Lighten up.
Did this story distract you from the OTHER burningly important tech news or something?

strider_mt2k

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Rabid Penguin — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:39:02 EDT

I don't get it.

Rabid Penguin

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fastmike — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:50:43 EDT

@mikejonas: Your expecting me around ? And yes I do wipe my dick on the curtains

fastmike

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GeekGoth — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:55:14 EDT

@DeadWriter: YOU SAID IT BEST

GeekGoth

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DeadWriter — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 00:58:27 EDT

After a night of hanging out with my droogs, I like to listen to the old Baron Von in the tub with a tall glass of warm moloko. Now I have a proper place to hang my dorogoy nickers, so-s they don't get wet.

DeadWriter

Knife Hooks Bring Ultraviolence to the Coat Rack

mikejonas — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 00:54:37 EDT

@Papsky:
But what if someone shits on the coats? What if someone shits in or around the coat area?

mikejonas

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Papsky — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 00:34:02 EDT

Screw this shit... we just lay our guests coats, hats and other misc. bullshit on a couch or bed. and plus... those "knives" look lame anyway. Way too small.

Papsky

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Hiphopopotamus — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:54:00 EDT

@Hvedhrungr: They're shiny new toys... I don't see the problem. I bet more readers are going to buy a new coffee cup before they use a web based program to calculate how much solar paneling they should buy for their home.

Especially us New Yorkers who dont technically own our roofs :)

Hiphopopotamus

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bob-e — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:42:38 EDT

They look cool, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't cost $50 to weld a screw to a cheep knife.

bob-e

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SnoopsterJ — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:19:53 EDT

Haha you said "cutting edge"...

SnoopsterJ

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hatboysam — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:07:39 EDT

This is one of those things that no one has to sell you.

Step 1: Buy knife
Step 2: Stab knife into wall at an aesthetically pleasing angle
Step 3: Hang coat

hatboysam

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FaiZ — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:02:29 EDT

Wouldn't be cheaper to get an actual knife set and stick in in the wall?

FaiZ

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xenti — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:16:07 EDT

I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one looking for a Dick Tracy yellow coat.

xenti

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BigViper — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:55:29 EDT

sharp design

BigViper

Knife Hooks Bring Ultraviolence to the Coat Rack

Senshi34 — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:54:34 EDT

Personally I like the ones from "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory."

Senshi34

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man in gauze is king ramses II, silly. — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:39:06 EDT

They don't look particularly well made or anything worthy of their pricetag.

And could people please stop complaining "What is this doing on Gizmodo?"

man in gauze is king ramses II, silly.

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tidybowl — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:30:42 EDT

"How many of you have already created this design a hundred times over after burning dinner or mangling a Hot Pocket?"

Only you Giz - only you...

tidybowl

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Valicious — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:23:59 EDT

[nexus404.com]
This be more satisfactory.
also could combine to make a secret entry switch.

Valicious

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Hvedhrungr — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:18:50 EDT

Not sure what either this or the 12 dollar coffee cup is doing on a technology blog, but contrary to the latter, this is actually something that could conceivably find its way into my apartment.
After I switched form my current apartment to the loft with 18 times my current rent.
And bought that limited edition Chrysler Crossfire. And the original Dick Tracey yellow coat. And Spielberg's first camera.

Hvedhrungr