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VitalJacket: Heart Monitor And T-Shirt in One

Curves — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:33:06 EDT

@ripfire4: Blame Strider, he started it. I just hopped on the french joke bandwagon.

Besides, any nation or culture that behaves that way is asking for it. Yes, mine too.

Curves

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ripfire — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:12:26 EDT

@Curves: I thought we did the French Army jokes last week. Didn't you get the text message?

ripfire

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GOKOR — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:20:05 EDT

@Curves: Don't worry, most of my jokes go right over people's heads too. Sounded to me like you were talking about the actual garment, not making a joke.

GOKOR

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Curves — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:58:15 EDT

@Sergeant JoKer: I thought so too, but its Monday morning and sometimes stuff flies right over the collective consciousness on Mondays. Or maybe he is French. (Or maybe the fact that 90% of the population never "gets" my jokes anyway.)

Curves

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Sergeant JoKer — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:29:47 EDT

@Curves: I thought everybody understood that was what you meant. LOL

Sergeant JoKer

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GOKOR — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:28:37 EDT

@Curves: You're right, French people suck.

GOKOR

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Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:27:07 EDT

@Curves: I thought they helped b/c Mel Gibson's son got killed, and that showed them how sincere we are.

Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy

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Curves — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:24:07 EDT

@GOKOR: Actually I suggested white so they could use it as a surrender flag.

Curves

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Curves — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:19:17 EDT

@Finstern: The only reason they helped us in our revolution was that they hated the Brits more than we did. As the saying goes..."The enemy of my enemy is my friend". That and all that French territory that they didnt want the English to get, which we bought from Napolean later anyway....

Curves

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GOKOR — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:16:37 EDT

@Curves: if it came in white, you'd quickly acquire sweat stains and make it look nasty. I do agree though, it would look nice in white, and actually keep you slightly cooler.

GOKOR

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Sergeant JoKer — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:04:43 EDT

@Finstern: You say "stuck it to the brits" like we screwed them over. Silly American's, wanting to govern themselves.

Sergeant JoKer

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Nemesisesq — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:57:07 EDT

Not to mention they sent help in the form of money and coats troops didn't come till much later in the war and they were far and few between.

Nemesisesq

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Nemesisesq — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:55:40 EDT

And what does this "French" "Army" do exactly young man?

Nemesisesq

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Daren — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:48:12 EDT

@Finstern:
not to sound ungrateful, but that was a different french government with completely different values... that government fell via a internal revolution soon after they helped out ours... ironic if you ask me...

Daren

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Daren — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:45:39 EDT

Wireless transmissions have there problem. I can just see a enemy force using this against the french army. They would know exactly when the soldiers are at their most frightened state, and therefore when to attack...

Daren

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Finstern — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:40:15 EDT

hey, americans, didnt france help you out when you guys stuck it to the brits?

[en.wikipedia.org]

Finstern

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Curves — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:56:32 EDT

I am pondering why they didnt just go ahead and make it in white. (Snooty but I couldnt pass it up.)

Curves

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GOKOR — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:53:57 EDT

I'd actually buy this if it wasn't over $100. Current heart rate monitors freaking suck to wear, plus with the type of microfiber this is made of, and it being tight, it'll force my body to sweat more when I run.

No snoody comments here, that's actually a good, yet highly overpriced device (but what isn't grossly overpriced?).

GOKOR

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Sergeant JoKer — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:48:05 EDT

It's not really an army, it's more a gaggle of smelly guys, saying "oui, oui" as they run from everyone.

Sergeant JoKer

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Curves — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:30:05 EDT

The French have an army?

The most use this will get is when a woman walks by and their horny little French hearts start racing as the blood flow changes course.

No seriously, they have an army?

Curves

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strider_mt2k — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:21:36 EDT

Thanks to this technology you'll know exactly the right time for your body to surrender.

What? Too soon?

strider_mt2k