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Bring Out Your Inner Tool With Peripherals Pants

igotsnakeeyes — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:44:19 EDT

Now, coming up to a girl and saying "Would you like to press my spacebar" could actually be harrasment. lol

igotsnakeeyes

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DJTripleRRR — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:31:07 EDT

Wow ok first off. Imagine typing then your like watching porn. You either type or watch so you gotta choose. I know some people would want a little bit of both haha. Second how the hell do you wash the pants?

DJTripleRRR

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Balf — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:20:08 EDT

Dont HIT the space bar!!!

Well who needs kids now anyway.

Balf

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peterlarson233 — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:11:47 EDT

lol inner tool. in your pants.

peterlarson233

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ZeroCorpse — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:25:58 EDT

Needs to be made into a FAIL poster.

ZeroCorpse

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newSeasons — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:48:58 EDT

yea... lets all use it. then we cal look like were touching ourselves every where we go.

newSeasons

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AqueousBeef — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:24:14 EDT

This is an abortion of style, functionality, and gadgets, all in one

AqueousBeef

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taodude — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:13:45 EDT

One could get all hot and bothered while typing messages on adult boards.

Just don't get any hair caught when you press those keys!

taodude

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vankoy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:57:24 EDT

Hey Babe, how do you spell that... hear type that for me...

vankoy

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CODIFEROUS — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:57:11 EDT

That feeeeeels GOOD!

UH...UHHH!!!

ALT+F4! ALT+F4!!!!!!

CODIFEROUS

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alter — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:46:07 EDT

next will be pants with a wiimote between the legs

alter

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shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:16:33 EDT

@wwilsonxp: Very, very, very lonely men.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:55:11 EDT

Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, Windows key, W-w-w-w-w... ahhhhh

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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wwilsonxp — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:46:38 EDT

who in the world would buy these?

wwilsonxp

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Josh_Geyer — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:38:01 EDT

It's a JUMP to CONCLUSIONS mat!!!

Josh_Geyer

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Oropix — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:28:07 EDT

Zip drive located in the front-center of these for convenience :)

Oropix

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IrisMR — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:21:39 EDT

Dot dot dot.
Hum. Darn. I guess all the sex jokes have been done already!

IrisMR

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Josh_Geyer — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:17:47 EDT

Unrealistic concept, very poor execution. I would never be caught dead wearing these even without the keyboard. And why would we need a keyboard in our pants? Can anyone say carpal tunnel?

Josh_Geyer

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Asvetic — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:45:16 EDT

@AJcorex: He was probably wearing a Manpon.

Asvetic

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uncleskeleton — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:40:48 EDT

No, officer, I wasn't touching myself! I swear, I was just trying to send my grandma an e-card with my crotch-board! You gotta believe me!

They could've at least have put the damned keys on the thighs instead of the groin.

uncleskeleton

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AJcorex — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:02:13 EDT

Unfortunately when Derek's swamp ass came in contact with the electrical components on his pants, they caught fire, bystanders saY he just kept screaming "CONTROL, ALT, DELETE!!"

AJcorex

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PopsG — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:02:04 EDT

Mine would include a joy stick for play.

I like how user Curves first concern was washing them. Its nice to see a woman that knows her role. *zing* =P

PopsG

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lonewolf333 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:00:35 EDT

Can I use my penis as a floppy drive?

lonewolf333

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mricyfire — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:59:55 EDT

Blog tag is "STUPID"

and well so is everything from Yanko.

mricyfire

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Moordryd — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:44:18 EDT

@Jimbuck: these look like medium-rise pants... I'm more into low-rise, but am warming up to the medium-rise when I bought some Nudies a month ago (still wearing them, no wash yet!). The in-seam on these don't look too high, but it's hard to tell from the back with the keyboard covering up the apex.

Moordryd

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sqeakytoy of the apocalypse — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:39:07 EDT

@riqgeez: with these pants, I think floppies are all your gonna get....

sqeakytoy of the apocalypse

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Mayor McRib — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:34:20 EDT

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Mayor McRib

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CutePuppyz — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:27:49 EDT

Well at least the back pockets of the denim are nicely stitched and have a cool "tech" streamlined look to it...

CutePuppyz

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JackTheTripper — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:26:54 EDT

** Scene: Indoors. Classroom. Our main character is taking notes on his keyboard pants. The cute blond that always wears the low-cut tops sits down next to him and smiles. He stops typing and smiles back. Although he is no longer typing the letter "k" is being repeated over and over and over again filling his computer screen. He notices this and shifts in his seat and the "typing" stops.

JackTheTripper

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CutePuppyz — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:26:53 EDT

I think they look cool...from a design perspective...

CutePuppyz

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Geisrud — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:24:45 EDT

These are perfect for those times when you want it to look like you're fondling yourself, but really you are getting a lot of work done typing up TPS reports.

Geisrud

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frndlybnny — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:22:45 EDT

Viewed from the back, it looks like he pooped his pants. Course, that may be this particular gentleman's lack of assitude. Besides, wouldn't it make a little more sense (position-wise) for the keyboard to be further down, say like mid-leg as opposed to the middle of crotch-town?

frndlybnny

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Ripley29 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:18:38 EDT

Sorry honey, my hands are full. Would you mind typing out this letter for me?

Ripley29

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vinchbr — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:14:33 EDT

@DaOtter: true true
dammit, had a great joke, forgot...
lemme get back to work =D

vinchbr

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iPhony — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:13:26 EDT

If a girl were wearing these, it looks like the Enter key would be in about the right spot.

iPhony

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Miranda Kali — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:10:14 EDT

@Miranda Kali:
or blog ..sheesh, fail.
Well yeah, log too, I suppose.

Miranda Kali

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Miranda Kali — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:08:27 EDT

Guys can now log getting caught in their keyboard..

Miranda Kali

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halloweenjack — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:08:09 EDT

The thing that bothers me? Not that some nimrod designed this... but the haunting possibility that he got paid for it.

halloweenjack

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Seiven — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:07:59 EDT

I SOOOOOO want a pair of these...just to see peoples reaction when you "plug them in" to your laptop...ROFL or a PS3 with an USB extension cable.

Seiven

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DaOtter — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:05:30 EDT

And I just now noticed this, but it seems like a ton of stuff from vaporware-enthusiast site Yanko has been showing up. Granted, they are stupid and hilarious, but we really should stop thinking that they're actual items.

DaOtter

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kOtic — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:04:46 EDT

...and then you have to wash them...

kOtic

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DaOtter — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:01:37 EDT

@vinchbr: Thank you, and everyone knows the intertoobs are the source of all knowledge and learning, where you can know everything about anything (and this is the important bit) as long as it ISN'T USEFUL.

DaOtter

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phatnacky — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:57:53 EDT

wait till you see the joy stick add-on for gamers

phatnacky

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vinchbr — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:56:13 EDT

@DaOtter: best joke yet...
now, the only question in mind is, how the hell to you guys come across this stuff in the intertubes?

"does it plug on the back as well as in the front?"

vinchbr

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secretmanofagent — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:55:34 EDT

The hilarity never stops with fart noises and bow-chica-wow-wows.

secretmanofagent

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Jimbuck — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:55:22 EDT

Does anyone else think these look extremely uncomfortable. The inseam seems to ride a little high in the front and back.

Jimbuck

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tamoko — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:53:41 EDT

Brings a whole new meaning to "button mashing"...

tamoko

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DaOtter — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:51:14 EDT

"Yes, it's bluetooth, and no, that's not the USB dongle...

...

Let go, please."

DaOtter

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Curves — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:48:47 EDT

Nothing in the way of laundry instructions on the site, but I cant see these as wash and wear.

Curves

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riqgeez — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:48:07 EDT

insert floppy here.

riqgeez

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Moordryd — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:47:56 EDT

Nix the tech and I'd consider buying these pants. Nice cut and cool details in the stitching.

The keyboard and speakers kill it, though. Fail.

Moordryd

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scarbrtj — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:47:54 EDT

Qweerty

scarbrtj

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DaOtter — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:45:57 EDT

Um... there's only one place I know of for the power adapter to plug into... >.o

Is it plug-and-play?

DaOtter

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jcrockerman — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:45:35 EDT

a new definition of sticky keys for avid porn viewers...

jcrockerman

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riqgeez — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:43:24 EDT

don't anyone dare give the technical aspects about these, ehem, parts! this can only be a joke blog!
eg: this gives new meaning to the term hard drive!

riqgeez

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ANoel — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:42:09 EDT

That'd be a Guiness Book of Records Money-shot, Addy.
To me it looks more like that guy got run over by the Darwin truck that passes out brains and style...

ANoel

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DucatiGuy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:41:25 EDT

And how do you suppose you use this when you're surfing for porn?

DucatiGuy

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Burgundy Corningstone — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:40:58 EDT

The anti-viagra = Crtl+Alt+Del

Burgundy Corningstone

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shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:40:32 EDT

Awwwww, your manhood is cute as a button...

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

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mikeyy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:40:29 EDT

is that a mouse in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

mikeyy

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Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy! — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:38:34 EDT

My trackpoint is not impressive, but it gets the job done.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

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Darrone — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:35:32 EDT

That's right, lick my space bar. Fondle my mouse.

Darrone