<![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @Mongoose: I thought the charge was for the extra weight. Because, you know, God forbid they just charge the extra to the 40,000 pound guy in the seat next to me, pinning me not so much with his over-flop as with his pungent perspiration.

Twp3pf2

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @liveinvt: Winner.

Twp3pf2

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Anyone who f***s a flight attendant is too lazy to jack off.

mauser

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> The incredible awesomeness of the existence of a secret room where boinking may occur on airplanes is unfortunately mitigated by the $25 charge for my second suitcase which could have gone in THAT SPACE.

Mongoose

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> I think he meant "Rump Room"

trailingedge

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Great...just what we all need, some steward putting his Regional Jet in the Stewardesses landing slot while we all wait for our food.... oh wait, male flight attendant != likes females.

LUV2CattleCall

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Link to full video-
[money.cnn.com]

tazm0n

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Sex in the airplane bathroom sounds so boring now...

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> "Stewardess, I would be interested in investigating your secret quarters."

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robman84

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Don't be getting dirty thoughts about flight attendents, my moms one! And my dads a pilot and he always tells me that he whises he could get a chance to fly a 787 before he has to retire in 5 years.

gamecrazychris

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> helllooooo nurse

MrBlahBlah

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @Buttermaker:

Crap, I'm flying Northwest tomorrow ...thanks for putting a damper on my fantasies ...yes, I'm taking my wife and kids with me, but a man's gotta have a chance to dream!

kuryaking

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Too bad we wont see one of these things in service until 2010. Hell, 2011 is probably more like it at this point.

Cygni

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Uh... long-haul jets already have these.

Buran

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> sCrew Quarters

liveinvt

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @Lester56: You post like once a week, are you serious? I don't think this post was meant to be taken seriously, especially since ORGY is in the title.

Darrone

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> "Security... We have a situation. Somehow Alton Brown got into the secret orgy room. He's creeping everyone out."

Garrison Dean, Mr. Privilege

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @zenpoet: Someone who would have done quite well for himself in the Dreamliner Orgy Room to be sure.

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Every time I take a long flight I look up at the space near the ceiling and the overhead compartments. I'm sure they could make better use of that space.

Everyone is sitting on the same plain (flight deck?). Put in some steps, make it 3-D seating and let my chair recline to a bed. I know, it's called 1st class, but still.

William

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @92BuickLeSabre: "If there's anything bigger than my ego in here I want it caught and shot right now"

zenpoet

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @xint: true to that...

vinchbr

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @zenpoet: No, because our egos take it into account.

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @92BuickLeSabre: Is that amount taking into account inflation?

zenpoet

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> The mental images of randy flight attendants in that room: the Boeing 787 Wetdreamliner.

sharmanova

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @92BuickLeSabre: being British, I ten to have to contribute my two shilling and sixpence.

Step666

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Anyone flown Northwest internationally lately?
No way those ladies are making it through that hole.

Buttermaker

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @xint: Actually, I'd guess most of the commenters/readers are NOT the company tech guy, but instead the folks (like me) who wish we could play with tech all day (perception, not reality, I know), and are forced to only do so vicariously.

Goodnightbabytron

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @92BuickLeSabre

I sometimes put in my $1.05 (buck oh five...anybody...anybody...bueller).

pmathews

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Shagalicious, baby!  Oh, behave.

GarthWood

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @fastmike: I dont recall reading a lot of your comments, so I cant quite nail down if youre just having a bad day or youre an idiot all the time. Instinct is telling me its a full time thing.

Curves

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @froggy:

He saw his family massacred by a wild pack of TV trays. Let's give him a break.

BasicBlack

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @liveinvt: And we know what kind of connecting your thinking of.

ViperBorg

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Three. Two. One. Banhammer! @fastmike: @fastmike:

froggy

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Who is that personality-vacuum and how did he get a job doing video coverage for Fortune? It's like Toby from the Office quit his day job to be a vlogger.

bilups

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @92BuickLeSabre: $3.50

Meanwhile all this discussion about work and efficiency just makes me want to sing the Sex Pistols "Pretty Vacant"

Rususeruru

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @Curves:...while unfortunately most of us men appear to need to put in our $1.27.

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @xint: Talk about a good deal, I am not the tech guy, and I actually browse Giz for work related information. The comments I leave are just for my own personal use and enjoyment and because like most women, I have to put my $.02 in.

Curves

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> wonder if I can get some TWA tea

joch

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @vinchbr: I think it's safe to say that more than 50% of commenters/readers of Gizmodo are their company's tech guy.

We watch/monitor what other people browse... but... who watches over us?

xint

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @BasicBlack: Death by tray for you

fastmike

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @fastmike:

Premature expostulation.

BasicBlack

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @Curves: because i don´t do much all day long =D
just sit tight in my office and wait for the phone to ring...
nad i use giz just like you, to take my mid away from trouble (university, have to turn in my project to get my diploma, dun know how you guys call it in the US, i guess would something like degree completition project)

vinchbr

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @xint: like me, except the sucessful job =D
im the tech guy in the company...

vinchbr

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @strider_mt2k: I can fuck you with a single thought

fastmike

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> On a Pacific flight the crew without 'rest' will be easily spotted.

vote Obama

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @fastmike:
This isn't a game of "Who the fuck's airline are you with!"

strider_mt2k

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> "Here's where they do it."
Heh. Heh Heh. Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh.

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> The headline is obscene yet appropiate

MarlboroTestMonkey7

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Heh, the "romper room", funny.

maven2k

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @liveinvt: You can always argue "this is international waters/airspace".

DeLarge

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @ltcmurray: Hey, even decent-looking MILFs need theirs.

liveinvt

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @Curves: That's cuz the rest of your company prefers Engadget ;p

liveinvt

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> You,ll need a tray.....the flight attendant is hot

fastmike

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @BasicBlack: Couldnt agree more, and happy to see at least one man on the planet sees that aspect of it.
@vinchbr: How do you have time to keep track of the first posters if youre so busy working. (I am currently working and have the highest productivity rate in the company.) Some of us are capable of multi tasking, and in fact, looking at Giz periodically helps me break up what might otherwise be mind numbing concentration, at which the level of quality would drop.


Curves

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> "Oh, steward! I don't want to alarm anyone, but there appears to be hydraulic fluid leaking from the ceiling."

BasicBlack

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @ltcmurray: I've seen them...and they're male. You know, if you're into that, then you're stoked.

Not that there's anything wrong with with it...

iPhony

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @ltcmurray: Reminds me of the flight I had down to Philadelphia. On the way there the flight attendant was HUGE... SO big in fact that she had to walk down the aisle sideways and even then her butt nearly gave me a concussion as she went by.

On the way back to Toronto mind you we had a tall, skinny, and rather hot French Canadian stewardess.

I had read somewhere Philadelphia was the fattest city in the US so the huge Stewardess on the way down was rather appropriate I thought.

TheCyberBob

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @vinchbr:

Why disappoint 5 women when you could totally disappoint one? Focus, man! Focus!

BasicBlack

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Romper-room he says. Just be sure to ahem...strap-in...in case of "turbulence".

Geisrud

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @ltcmurray: True that. I can just barely remember the Hot Stewardess Epoch, and let's just say the audio channels were heavy on the Bob Newhart and Pablo Cruise. Industry labor agreements are all about seniority; all those same hot stewardesses are still working the same flights. Now they're 58 years old.

ChromiumSwitch

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @vinchbr: Most people who comment have jobs, some are even very successful people... but we just don't do anything the whole day...

xint

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> So that's there the term Air-Mattress came from.

HJTravels

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> have you seen flight attendants lately?

eeesh.

ltcmurray

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> My new dream job. Where do we apply?

Bilir_kisi

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> i would fly in that with 5 girls alog side me =D
oh yes, 5 hot chicks
and darrone, do you even have a job, almost all of the first posts are from you...

vinchbr

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> @killarclown: That's the best part!!!

MikeSWelch

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Another reason prostitution should be legal.

Then I wouldn't mind having so many connecting flights!

liveinvt

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Don't forget to bring a towel!

strider_mt2k

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> it's the mile high club without the sink tap up my ass!

killarclown

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Captain gets no fun. Captain gets jealous. Captain crashes plane.

rielistic

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> Mr. Diaz... are you tying to seduce us...

xint

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> would you like to upgrade your coach ticket to first class? or perhaps to our new gang bang seating?

Kaspir

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> The duck is a troll.

Lester56

]]> <![CDATA[Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room]]> My tray table is certainly in its upright and locked position, now jiggle my bag of peanuts.

Darrone

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