<![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> I say that man did a service for queen and country. Why are you charging him with assault? He beat the shit out of someone who was being a dillhole.

Tomahawk214

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> NEVER EVER GETS OLD!

dnzperson

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> @Mandatory_Field:
LMFAO ...... Kudos to you


fastmike

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> Arwel Wynne Hughes? The Wine is strong in that one. I wonder if that substitution would work for the rest of the movie? "Feel the Wine, Luke!".

"Darth Vader: He is here.
Governor Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?
Darth Vader: A tremor in the Wine. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Governor Tarkin: Surely he must be dead by now.
Darth Vader: Don't underestimate the Wine.
Governor Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.
[answering a comm signal]
Governor Tarkin: Yes?
Voice over comm: We have an emergency alert in detention block AA-23.
Governor Tarkin: The Princess? Put all sections on alert.
Darth Vader: Obi-wan *is* here. The Wine is with him."











Mandatory_Field

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> @fastmike: The imaginary pals have girlfriends.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> Sentencing will be held on May the 4th.

xcharliemx

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> Too bad no one was around to tell him that they, "have a really bad feeling about this."

nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> To start with, dork número uno-hairdresser Barney Jones-wasn't being interviewed for a documentary on the first Jedi Church of England. He was filming himself, "fighting" with "lightsabers" in the garden, probably while being watched by Yoda, Mace Windu, Obi Wan, and the rest of their imaginary pals, the only ones with actual girlfriends in the backyard at the time.

They have girlfriends?......Theres hope for me yet

fastmike

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> "Hmm... I sense much beer in you..."

DaOtter

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> Jason for fuck sake NOOOO....
I,m already booked in for The Death Star video aversion therapy.
judge... name please
D. Vader...this is not a game of who the fuck are you




fastmike

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> The Judge "ha!, I'm a Toydarian, Jedi mind tricks don't work on me!"

thebear91

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> OMG I love Eddie Izzard!

jennyfur

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> All I could think of while reading this was the Robot Chicken skit when Ted Turner dresses up as Cpt Planet and kicks people in their nuts. CAPTAIN PLAAANET!!

Metropolis

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> @P3nnst8r: I'm just here to help.

DWD

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> Triumph here -

And which one of these buttons calls your mother to come pick you up?

EBone

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> Fuck the what!?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA, do these people script these incidents?

keysereble

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> @DWD: Gizmodo loves you and thanks for your continued support to allow easily photoshoppable pictures.

P3nnst8r

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> The Death Star Canteen video is hilarious

BostonPimpDaddy

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> "Force Lightning! Force Lightning! Force Lightning!"

Silly LARPers.

What is a man?

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> If your name is Arwel Wynne, you're allowed one Get Out Of Jail Free card... mercy rule.

Hiphopopotamus

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> Hey, it's me again!!! As in, the photo of Vader is of me from my blog.

[www.danzfamily.com]

[www.danzfamily.com]

DWD

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> LOL, that made my day.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> No, jesus, it never does. :)

strider_mt2k

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> damn i really wanted to see a video of this. i was sure it would show up sooner or later (when i thought it was being taped for a documentary).

oh well, just goes to show you, if you are going to live by the lightsaber, you should be trained in its use, or you may die by it (or any other plastic tube shaped object).

pip pip chin up and all that sodding rot.

undeadmachine

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> Strong The Force is with that one - but but hold his liquor he cannot.

EBone

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> I support any excuse to use that video.

Darrone

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> ROTFLMFAOCOPTER

xint

]]> <![CDATA[Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault]]> "Mr. Vader, this court demands that you release the jury foreperson from your psychic death grip. Bailiff, please remove the defende....gah...aaarrghhhhhgrug!"

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

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