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Actual Video of Drunk Darth Vader Attacking Jedi

Jackson — Wed, 14 May 2008 01:05:22 EDT

wow. those guys are some serious pussies. period. you could see that awkward scared shitless feeling in their voices and faces. i mean the dude was drunk any probably annoying, but damn they acted like aliens. and then to sue....there must have been girls there and they got embarrassed....

Jackson

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VENAT0R — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:55:32 EDT

Darth Vader? I don't see the resemblance honestly...

And they call themselves Jedi, but don't even know how to sword fight?? FTL PERMANENTLY

After watching this, I'm almost ashamed to have ever liked Star Wars at all

VENAT0R

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photophile — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:10:33 EDT

I was really hoping for full costumes.

Bad Jedis you are. Stand up to him I would have.

photophile

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BallBreaker — Tue, 13 May 2008 13:18:42 EDT

WHY DOES THE SUN , NEVER SET ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE? bECAUSE GOD DOSEN'T TRUST YOU ENGLISH IN THE DARK................

BallBreaker

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smashingparadox — Tue, 13 May 2008 12:16:14 EDT

That guy looked like 100% douche

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atomx — Tue, 13 May 2008 11:12:16 EDT

Where is Ghyslain when you need him?

atomx

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moore850 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:33:43 EDT

if you have a stick and your friend gets attacked with a stick and you don't defend your friend with your stick, what the hell kind of friend are you?

moore850

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williewisp — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:21:21 EDT

the bloody pu**y, money thats the only reason why yer man is having charges against him, i'd say..

grow up.

next time give the bugger a kick¬!

williewisp

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deedrit — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:00:55 EDT

TIMMAY!

deedrit

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baloobas — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:53:35 EDT

hmm it's not the "actual footage" because it's been re-edited after it's been taken off the BBC website.

(actual footage is here:

[news.bbc.co.uk] )

baloobas

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gallifrey — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 13:57:31 EDT

that's still awesome

gallifrey

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imaria — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:25:00 EDT

This is garbage. I at least wanted him to have the Vader mask.

imaria

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Crescent — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:37:43 EDT

this video just reminded me I hate nerds, spineless bastards could not kick that drunks ass, everybody is so afraid at the moment of confrontation, please notice they are afraid even from the passing car...

Crescent

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MastaFalse — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:55:59 EDT

That is so lame. Wannabe Jedis ftl.

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RobotVampire — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:28:23 EDT

So he taps the cameraman on the noggin and that was the only contact?! What a bunch of whiny jedi pussies. Now if he had made contact with the first guy he swung at there could have been some damage, but a lawsuit? No, in my day it would have been 4 geeks stomping the one drunk dick, no lawsuit needed. Backyard justice FTW!

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something_unique_and_descriptive — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:37:52 EDT

Ummm... where was the "assault"?

It looked like he may have tapped him with the crutch, but I didn't see an "assault".

I'll put it this way, if the guy has a crutch, and you're still conscious after the "assault"... there was no "assault", he was just drunkenly fucking with you. If he had hauled back and swung it like a baseball bat into the side of his head, then yeah... letting it drop and bump you on the head, not so much.

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Final — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:24:28 EDT

Sooo... 4 grown men that I count with sticks. They watch their unarmed camera man catch a crutch with his face and don't do a thing to the drunk in a plastic bag...

Rummy needs to be happy he was born in England and not the States because the would have caught an Epic beat down pulling drunken stunts.

Final

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OtterKing — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:50:06 EDT

notice they we were willing to press assault charges yet they were too intimidated to just say something to him when he approached... fucking cowards

OtterKing

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daversW — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:27:24 EDT

that was such a let down

daversW

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Step666 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:57:03 EDT

@tamoko: I remember the sodomy scene, if you mean the music at that point...

Then again, that probably counts as 'romance' in north-west Wales.

Step666

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whynotbeeasy — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:09:31 EDT

what do you really expect from a guy who's dark vader costume consists of a garbage bag and a crutch your already in trouble and should head inside.

people just need to use common sense. there are crazy drunk people out there all over there place. who knows they might even be tripping out on drugs. they you are in for a show. anyways, come on people know when to go inside.

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JBKing — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:27:40 EDT

What do expect from a group of people who's favorite sport is Soccer? Talk about a bunch of whining babies! I bet the guy who is claiming the assult is the one that had the crutch come close to his face. The camera moved off him, but I bet he fell to the ground crying, hoping someone would think he was actually hit. If there were a referree there he would of wanted a red card.
(Soccer rant over)

JBKing

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hypereric — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:05:12 EDT

That's it?!?!?

We had rock fights, BB gun fights (spring loaded Daisys), and even dried horse poop fights (which is even more disgusting now that I recall it because the insides of the poop ball were usually still wet). And if somebody got hurt, then it was shut mouth time when the parents asked. And if they found out, they'd have a talk with the other parents, which may or may not have resulted in a fight itself.

I mean, WTH? Some guy comes onto your property, whacks you slightly, and you call the po-po? Hell no, you take your 'light saber' and whack him good and hard against the head, *then* call the po-po, legimately claim self-defense, and then refuse to press charges. This way, he cannot sue you (successfully at least).

I mean, damn, how much more wussified can this world get?

hypereric

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NightElfMohawk — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:48:19 EDT

@nystreetfilms: He won't understand what you mean when you say "sneakers". They call 'em "trainers" over on that side of the Big Drink.

NightElfMohawk

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shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:35:15 EDT

I thought that might have been my boyfriend for a moment. Then i remembered mine goes to the dentist and doesn't live in England... Hmmm, i think it's time for E-harmony.

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odnet — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:29:53 EDT

an American would have taken off a shoe and shown drunk vader wassup

odnet

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koftun — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:27:54 EDT

@Munch: That's the funnies thing I've read in a long time. Blew a little Dr. Pepper out my nose.....

koftun

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Castle1914 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:19:07 EDT

@bosskev: You're still not a nice person! I thought the severe pummeling may nose gave your hand would have learned you good! Don't make me come back over there.

Castle1914

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phlavor — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:03:53 EDT

Awww he just wanted to play too. Those Jedi are dicks.

phlavor

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Jason — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:58:06 EDT

Knowing England... get ready for a total crutch ban.

Except for crutch "collectors" of course.

Jason

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tegronin — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:53:11 EDT

are you f'ing s'ing me?

tegronin

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fastmike — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:47:00 EDT

That is SO lame I,m not making anymore Vader jokes

Hang on while I kill myself with a tray...suicide by tray it is

fastmike

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hnkelley — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:43:23 EDT

@baltwade: Maybe free passes to a brothel would work! About the only time they'd get any, which could be the root source of the violent tendencies.

hnkelley

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tamoko — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:42:00 EDT

@Step666: Cue the love theme from Deliverance.

tamoko

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CarbonatedWater — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:38:54 EDT

huh?

CarbonatedWater

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bosskev — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:38:13 EDT

@Castle1914: "I got it a fist fight that broke my nose when I was 18, nobody got sued."

Yes. Thank you for reminding me of this little "incident" in which I bruised my hand on your lethally bony nose.

My lawyer will contact you soon.

bosskev

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Castle1914 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:31:46 EDT

Thats it? I took an 2 inch thick anchor chain to the head when I was five. Nobody got sued. I got it a fist fight that broke my nose when I was 18, nobody got sued. Why has everybody turned into whiny babies?

Okay a lot of my other major injuries are self inflicted.

But this is just garbage. They need to line up these wankers an give them a paddling and be told to quit whining!

Castle1914

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AhnyerKeester — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:31:13 EDT

I would have just force pushed him and then since he was drunk, done a little mind control. "The Force can have a strong effect on the weak minded."

Oh wait, it is.

AhnyerKeester

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Step666 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:26:58 EDT

@tamoko: it's spelt W-H-I-T-E L-I-G-H-T-N-I-N-G

Step666

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The Cooler — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:22:50 EDT

Wait, so that happened ... and then someone said, "You know, we should call the cops?" The judge should have thrown them all in jail for being punks and then taken "Vader" out for a pint.

The Cooler

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tamoko — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:21:36 EDT

LOL...My scrum team members think I have a serious problem with giggling to myself. They suspect mental illness.

tamoko

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92BuickLeSabre — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:19:42 EDT

@tamoko: The whole thing reminds me of this actually:

92BuickLeSabre

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tamoko — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:19:41 EDT

@tamoko: Guinness.

tamoko

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tamoko — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:18:22 EDT

@92BuickLeSabre: I love how he just wanders off into the neighborhood at the end, in search of Guiness.

tamoko

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dry-roasted-peanuts — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:13:01 EDT

What does the guy have the crutch for? He seems to pretty spry. Also, when attacking random jedi, it's considered good form to spit any marbles you might have in your mouth out before screaming Darth Vader.

dry-roasted-peanuts

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jcrockerman — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:11:47 EDT

He beat the Jedi Wannabees with a "crunch"???? ...well.....crunchatize me Cap'N!!!! I wanna get paid too!

jcrockerman

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GonzP-4L — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:11:34 EDT

I'm darth bloody vada!

GonzP-4L

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poorGeek — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:10:09 EDT

"Ow that kinda hurt" hahahahaha

this video reminds me when hippie 'pirates' were attacking people w/ pine cones in college, me and a lacrosse buddy started scooping up rocks in our lacrosse sticks and returned the favor... but with rocks. fast moving rocks. needless to say they went away, yay for drugged up hippies

poorGeek

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92BuickLeSabre — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:05:04 EDT

@tamoko: Yes!!!

92BuickLeSabre

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Munch the BanNail — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:04:59 EDT

The force is week in you tools

Munch the BanNail

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newgalactic — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:03:46 EDT

Here's to hoping that any punishment "Darth" receives is MAYBE 40 hours community service, hopefully helping out troubled youth. It'll get him out of the bars for a bit and won't sting too much.

newgalactic

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tamoko — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:03:24 EDT

Chav Vader

tamoko

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skillZor — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:02:27 EDT

@nystreetfilms:
I am humbled...

skillZor

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92BuickLeSabre — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:02:08 EDT

Ahhh...sooo funny.

"Ow. That kind of 'urt....really, quite painful."

If you had told me this was footage from Extras I would have believed you. Because really, no criminal case should ever involve a Darren Lamb sound-alike mumbling: "Ow. That kind of 'urt....really, quite painful."

92BuickLeSabre

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Khuluna — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:01:45 EDT

+5 Points of Lame

Khuluna

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nystreetfilms — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:01:37 EDT

"really quite painful" is the best line ever.

and nice blue sneakers bro.

sorry. you deserve the cane.

nystreetfilms

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Step666 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:00:46 EDT

To be fair, they're kind of lucky the idiot with the crutch appeared - the video would've been even shite-er if he hadn't, which is saying something.

Step666

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nystreetfilms — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:59:20 EDT

@skillZor:
you mean:

"Two more pints and I'll be Sith faced !!!"

Bloody Failed.

nystreetfilms

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xa3021 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:56:14 EDT

..."really quite painfull".....lol, what a Brit.

xa3021

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Metropolis — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:55:36 EDT

Assult for that?? I used to have rock fights when I was a kid.

Metropolis

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baltwade — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:54:58 EDT

Nerd on nerd violence is a growing epidemic and a blight on society as a whole. Some social programs should be instituted to stop this or at least show them how to fight so that it will be more entertaining.

baltwade

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Duffin — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:53:58 EDT

I remember when I was a kid, a friend hit me with a practice sword, fractured my arm and we kept playing for a good hour and a half before I realized I was actually hurt. And I didn't go suing him later...
The times they are a-changing, huh?

Duffin

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adamator — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:53:22 EDT

Obviously a fake. The real Vader would never shout "Darth Vader!" as he attacked.

adamator

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Lester56 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:49:34 EDT

Thats it? Brit's are vagina-riffic.

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bosskev — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:49:02 EDT

I would think the so-called Darth Vader attacker could now countersue for posting video showing him to be an obvious dork.

bosskev

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ANoel — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:48:45 EDT

Geordie?

ANoel

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Darrone — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:45:42 EDT

Honestly, if your fighting with light-sabers in your yard, you have to know there's a good chance someone is going to charge you with a stick-like object. The fact that the guy had 10 liters of boxed wine in him made it unavoidable.

Darrone

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skillZor — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:45:04 EDT

"Two more pints I'll be Sith Lord!!!1!"

skillZor

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MagnoliaBoy — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:44:58 EDT

Their Mom's must go to College...

MagnoliaBoy

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mrimp — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:44:21 EDT

**yawn**

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TheFooFighter — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:42:32 EDT

The whole clip is made when he says "Really quite painful."

TheFooFighter