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Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

DeadWriter — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:32:30 EDT

@AmericanSplendor: Just what I was thinking. I can just here Ron Popeil selling his wares at 4AM. "Now you don't have to have all those added calories when woking your dog. Just place the pet, set it and forget it! You can take a walk instead of using a wok."

Seeing as there are a number of cultures that eat all sorts of animals, I think this could be a big seller.- but wait, there's more.

DeadWriter

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

AmericanSplendor — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 00:42:18 EDT

Just set it and forget it!

You can cook two whole chickens in that thing.

AmericanSplendor

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy! — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:56:56 EDT

Without Sigourney Weaver scooping this up to escape the Xenomorph, it doesn't look as appealing.

Also, where's Jones-y?

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

superbryant — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:29:51 EDT

Reminds me of those little things you keep bugs in a as little kid.....lol

superbryant

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

ejw2076 — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:26:48 EDT

Sounds like one hell of a humidor to me; in fact, I may pick one up just for that.

ejw2076

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

sexyrobot — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:20:01 EDT

wow...it's just like "the Matrix." For dogs.

sexyrobot

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

skullpin — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:34:54 EDT

Its for Michael Jackson's dog.

skullpin

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

Frizzaper — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:34:25 EDT

Pets aside, this would be perfect to grow mushrooms in (the legal edible variety of course): constant (filtered) airflow, heat and humidity.

Frizzaper

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

cesarin12003 — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:19:47 EDT

they can make this machine to over spoil a pet, but they don't care much a about how to make more machines that are better to improve the live of people and kids that truthfully need better life,

cesarin12003

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

pumarang20 — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:10:14 EDT

it did not look for a single moment that the dog enjoyed being in there

pumarang20

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

aaj111 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:38:26 EDT

Hurray! for infrared radiation.

aaj111

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

rtlong — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:16:58 EDT

I love how the vid doesn't show how that dog enjoyed this thing.

dog: WTF? Where's my treat?

rtlong

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

foureight84 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:33:33 EDT

does it double as a microwave?

foureight84

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

KillerQ — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:13:33 EDT

Check out my slo-mo edit here:

Later,

Matt!

KillerQ

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

adeonothas — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:19:02 EDT

At first glance at the picture, I thought it was one of those turkey roasters with a dog inside. They might need to change the design a bit. I'm pretty sure no one wants to put their dog in a turkey roaster.

adeonothas

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

MagnoliaBoy — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:06:50 EDT

It just needs a place to hook a vacuum to...

MagnoliaBoy

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

ideaman2020 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:58:45 EDT

PS, maybe it might work for keeping your pet safe in an airline "pet luggage" compartment...

But where's the doggie restroom?

ideaman2020

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

itchytooth — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:57:51 EDT

I want one of these that will freeze my dog in carbonite, for when I'm on vacation.

itchytooth

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

ideaman2020 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:57:41 EDT

So this is for people who want pets... without all the hassle of having to actually have any physical contact with them..?

ideaman2020

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

red — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:56:58 EDT

make it about 30 times the volume and ill sleep in it myself. and put an open button on the inside.

red

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

Mr.Wilson — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:39:01 EDT

Looks like a teleportation tube! I love the worried look the dog gives off as the woman starts pressing buttons. "Remember to lock the trajectory, master!"
I can imagine too easily the dog freaking out as it gets sent somewhere Wonka-Vision style.

Mr.Wilson

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

blitzcat — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:38:12 EDT

I think its to keep pets comfy and immobile after surgery or an accident. And I would pay extra to my vet for my pet to have a less painful recovery. I think many people would.

blitzcat

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

Slartibartfast — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:31:45 EDT

and best of all: it's microwavable.

Slartibartfast

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

_newuser_ — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:29:58 EDT

i feel bad for the dog in the video. the owner/torturer is forcing the dog in that cramped space..

_newuser_

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

homerjay — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:26:35 EDT

That guy sounds like he's 14 years old.

So tell me, when you put your dog in here and go to bed and the power goes out in the middle of the night, are you supposed to just bury your suffocated dog right in the thing?

homerjay

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

KernelPanic — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:10:42 EDT

I'm getting one of these first.

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KernelPanic

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

The Monarch — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:09:02 EDT

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The Monarch

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

The Monarch — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:08:32 EDT

Does anyone else think that guy sounds like Wendell from Frisky Dingo?

The Monarch

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

The Sword Master — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:58:35 EDT

Get a fish.

The Sword Master

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

athingunique — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:52:29 EDT

Yeah...looks kinda cool, but my dog would NOT like staying in that tiny thing all day, and taking your pet out defeats the purpose of all the air filters and such.

athingunique

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

rimshot515 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:45:34 EDT

get in their you stupid dog!
especially liked how someone threw a bone at its face.
oh, and where would it poop? and eat?

rimshot515

Pet Pavillion: Luxury Pet House Or Doggie Death Chamber?

takashimiike 3G edition — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:41:43 EDT

"As you might suspect, this device is loaded with features that surpass the living conditions of most humans-nevermind your average pet."
We're taking care of our pets better than we do ourselves? What has this world come to?

takashimiike 3G edition