Overall Health Balance Scale Measures Everything But Peen Size - Gizmodo Comments

Overall Health Balance Scale Measures Everything But Peen Size

ninjatales — Sat, 03 May 2008 14:38:14 EDT

Where's the camel toe in the 3rd pic?

ninjatales

Overall Health Balance Scale Measures Everything But Peen Size

BaseVilliN — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:34:50 EDT

I need one of these to track my XP.

BaseVilliN

Overall Health Balance Scale Measures Everything But Peen Size

GOKOR — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:47:36 EDT

This is an excellent tool for athletes that need to make weight, and maximize their muscle to fat ratio, such as boxers and mixed martial artists.

Oh, and to measure peen size, start from wherever will give you the longest reading....

...and then add three inches.

GOKOR

Overall Health Balance Scale Measures Everything But Peen Size

yoshi — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:20:02 EDT

Ah just say it...

It measures everything but Peen Us Size!

yoshi

Overall Health Balance Scale Measures Everything But Peen Size

Mandatory_Field — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:36:27 EDT

@GeekyNerdGuy: @Curves: "So is there something else for peen size?"

"New Business Plan: Start a company that makes rules where 5" READS as 9"; charge ridiculous sums of money for it, and market it in SportsIllus and on Giz. Make fotune. Retire."

Sounds to me like you two should talk: I sense a ridiculously large (no pun intended) business opportunity somewhre between your two proposals. But I'm not sure where... Hmmm....

Mandatory_Field

Overall Health Balance Scale Measures Everything But Peen Size

Curves — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:58:53 EDT

New Business Plan: Start a company that makes rules where 5" READS as 9"; charge ridiculous sums of money for it, and market it in SportsIllus and on Giz. Make fotune. Retire.

Curves

Overall Health Balance Scale Measures Everything But Peen Size

GeekyNerdGuy — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:53:05 EDT

So is there something else for peen size?

There's too much debate where to start measuring from if you're just using a ruler.

GeekyNerdGuy

Overall Health Balance Scale Measures Everything But Peen Size

strider_mt2k — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:31:59 EDT

-to confirm everything you already knew.

Because if not you wouldn't need this in the first place.

strider_mt2k

Overall Health Balance Scale Measures Everything But Peen Size

scarbrtj — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:47:07 EDT

When people from other countries come to America for the first time, they stare in awe... at the size of Americans! Now back to my doughnut and cream-laden coffee.

scarbrtj