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DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

know1 — Sat, 03 May 2008 12:57:09 EDT

@egyptiansushi: "That is nowhere near the size of WORKING butt plug."

lol. As apposed to what? Any object that can be shoved up the backside? Seriously though, if I had to use a butt plug, as-in my life depended on it, I think I would prefer smaller to larger.

know1

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

egyptiansushi — Sat, 03 May 2008 03:49:21 EDT

I realize that most people mentioning the other uses for it are doing it to be purposefully lame in some kind of nerdy-chic way, but I'd like to point out that looking at the pencils, it's only a bit wider than a pencil and about a fourth the length. That is nowhere near the size of a working butt plug.

It'd be like seeing a portable USB flash drive and thinking it's a suggestive size.

egyptiansushi

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

The-Joker — Fri, 02 May 2008 17:24:44 EDT

Hey its also a dildo!

The-Joker

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

dedalus987 — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:46:52 EDT

great, because you need to have a hard time telling the time when a dildo-clocks in your ass.

dedalus987

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

Clumber — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:34:39 EDT

Hey - so finally in life "half-past the Monkey's butt..." could be entirely accurate and actually informative!?!!

Clumber

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:19:46 EDT

That's disgusting.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

TOWken22 — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:04:51 EDT

@Kaiser-Machead: Nice

TOWken22

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

Guy-Fawkes — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:39:58 EDT

Cool, a dildo with a self-timer. Can I get this for my ex-wife's hubby to keep him busy?

Guy-Fawkes

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy! — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:02:57 EDT

That's what's up your ass right now. Any last wishes? Say I wish. I wish. I had. More time.

Sorry, time's up. Gotta go.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

zenpoet — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:53:20 EDT

@Yeebles: It would have to have some serious torq to cut through anything more than a piece of string, but I like where you mind is!

Putting some fresh flowers or twigs in there everyday would actually pretty sweet. I am with 92BuickLeSabre on this one. Just get it done.

zenpoet

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matto — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:48:32 EDT

Honest, doc, I slipped in the shower and accidentally fell on it.

matto

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Yeebles — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:26:27 EDT

Just though of something reasonably dangerous to place into this. Knives. I could easily imagine that to be very JamesBondvillainleavingatimedtrapwhichJamesBondsomehowescapesbeforeitleadstohiscertaindoom-like

Yeebles

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Munch the BanNail — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:38:27 EDT

PLEASE don't pants that clock, JC.

Munch the BanNail

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

daath — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:29:37 EDT

Nice! It's a butt-plug, butt-clog, butt-clock :)

daath

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

secretmanofagent — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:16:13 EDT

So a clock without hands is impressive? Did I accidentally go to an arts and crafts site or what?

secretmanofagent

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fastmike — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:12:57 EDT

MMMM a dildo with built in timer ?
This reminds me of a woman at a supermarket in the UK wearing orgasmo panties , she collapsed in the shop , the shop called paramedics who had to remove the orgasmo panties lol
Her embarrassment was measured on the richter scale

fastmike

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92BuickLeSabre — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:34:37 EDT

It's just a concept?
Come on Bomi. This ain't exactly the Optimus keyboard or a Mobius strip Condo here.
Send it out, get it made, and then we can get a Sizemodo.

92BuickLeSabre

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JacquesAss — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:23:45 EDT

Oh, man.

The only use I can see for this buttplug/clock would be for a busy "man-on-the-go" to be able to check the time during a long doggie session.

JacquesAss

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Gann — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:05:54 EDT

Oh, the irony of inserting something into a butt plug.

Gann

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

Munch the BanNail — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:04:58 EDT

Does it work as an alarm clock? Can you set it to buzz?

Munch the BanNail

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

vote Obama — Fri, 02 May 2008 08:58:37 EDT

pencils and stuff would fall out the holes as they are too short for the weight. Plus - how do you get the right width. Good idea without thinking it through - the holes need to be 'engineered' (ie. made to work) to fulfill the design.

Another Yanko classic.

vote Obama

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strider_mt2k — Fri, 02 May 2008 08:49:31 EDT

I guess this would be a bad time to mention a sloppy second hand?

strider_mt2k

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

know1 — Fri, 02 May 2008 08:43:16 EDT

screwed by a deadline..........there's my suggestive comment of the day?

know1

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

ab12 — Fri, 02 May 2008 08:42:02 EDT

I looked at the picture first, and "clock" was definitely not how I read it the first time around, although it was close.

ab12

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Curves — Fri, 02 May 2008 08:31:40 EDT

Its a novel idea, customizing the hands, artsy in a practical way (I love clocks).
As for being a sex toy, its perfect for someone short on time.

Curves

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

blackwand — Fri, 02 May 2008 08:15:15 EDT

its kinda hard to tell how big it is, what kind of hole would you put it in?.... "that's what she said"?

blackwand

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SgtMac02 — Fri, 02 May 2008 08:10:33 EDT

@geekinky: nicely done!

This is actually kind of a cool clock concept...regardless of it's suggestive design flaw...

SgtMac02

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

geekinky — Fri, 02 May 2008 07:47:26 EDT

"..stick it up somewhere." This one is just TOOOOOOO EASY! This clock tells time on the West Coast, the East Coast, and Uranus!

geekinky

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

strider_mt2k — Fri, 02 May 2008 07:13:42 EDT

My but what a suggestive shape!
(shout-out to Yeebles)

This is kinda cool.
Have a reversing switch to allow for the flat side to be stuck onto something with adhesive and you have a winner that could be used in either position.

I like!

strider_mt2k

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radeon21 — Fri, 02 May 2008 06:59:31 EDT

I'd buy this.

radeon21

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

frigg — Fri, 02 May 2008 06:50:18 EDT

The perfect gift for the professional escort (or New York State governor) who has everything! And for those who buy it for themselves, I'm sure they could write it off as a business expense. Sweet.

frigg

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

Valicious — Fri, 02 May 2008 06:39:28 EDT

butplug o'clock indeed.

Valicious

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

myotheralt — Fri, 02 May 2008 06:39:25 EDT

between this and the bad logos i saw (again) on reddit, i have my laugh for 0500. now i need the rest of the day.

myotheralt

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

Yeebles — Fri, 02 May 2008 06:06:24 EDT

Oh yea i bet there's gonna be tonnes of coments about it's sugestive shape

Yeebles

DIY Clock is Ultimate Minimalist Analog Clock for Creative Types

Yeebles — Fri, 02 May 2008 06:05:23 EDT

That's pretty clever.

Yeebles