<![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> @photophile: I like it but ya i have gotten the odd shitty cup. Although i still find it more consistant then starbucks. (but less consistant than anything i make myself)

DozeUser

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Single white male, seeking coffee, no strings attached. Preferably tall and dark, must be ok with a little grinding. MUST BE HOT, and always ready to go in the mornings.

BryanGrez

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Shit, a mechanical motor! Abso-fucking-lutely amazing. What will they think of next.

@DozeUser: Whoa, settle down on the Timmy's coffee. That crap is horrible. I'm just as Canadian as the next guy, but Tim Horton's coffee blows goats.

photophile

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Looks like she's hugging a giant shoe stretcher.

I'll stick to my Flavia machine, kthx.

macserv

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> @Rabid Penguin: I don't want to walk into starbucks period. The coffee is absolutely terrible it has to be the worst coffee i have ever had and i once drank the last cup out of a 20 hour old pot of coffee. Being Canadian i will stick with my Tim Hortons where i can get a coffee and pay with a toonie (2$) and still get change back. Not go to Starbucks and pay some rediculous price for a coffee that isn't good.

DozeUser

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> 5 words.

What a load of crap!

smegz

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> It's beautiful, and I'm all for more woodgrain... but damn is that thing loud. Maybe comparing it to holding an infant isn't so far off.

Evan R.Thompson

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> @iPhony: An extremely long time. It was funny the first time, maybe. But the first time was long, long ago. But there's always some clown who thinks repeating it forever means he has a sense of humor...

StarChaser Tyger

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> ok... BEAT THAT, JAPAN!

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> I'm gonna use the pictures of this in my iPhone 2 photoshop project to win the contest.

aw crap I just ruined my surprise.

Seriously though, the male version will require intimacy with body parts other than the heart - will give new meaning to "morning grind" for me and wife.

Fierock

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Wait a min! This is not half & half!

ripfire

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> @Step666: Steak and Potatoes, a screw-top, chrome buttons and a power cable.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> @iPhony: Well, with a coffee maker, I suppose it's a fair question.

Or should it be "will it grind?"

ideaman2020

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> All the lonely people, where do they all belong..?

Right here, in line to buy a ridiculously overpriced intimacy-substitute coffee maker.

ideaman2020

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> @Guy-Fawkes: How long has "Will it blend?" been over and done with? Ummm, good one!

iPhony

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> That thing looks like a giant turd... as would anybody who used it.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> I have nothing to say about the product particularly - it's just another unnecessary, over-priced product that is designed with form over functionality.

It's more the comments I'm worried about, namely the number of them making references to turd.
For a start, I have to admit I expected a bit more from Giz readers but secondly, I'm frankly more than a little scared that so many of you seem to be excreting things that are about two feet long and have a screw-top, chrome buttons and a power cable...
Whatever diet it is that you're all on, I'm glad I'm not.

Step666

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Will it blend?

Guy-Fawkes

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> I just watched the second video....

did anyone else get a very "zoolander" feel from it? Like they were at Axel's house after an orgy? I kept waiting to see a Tibetan midget on a tricycle...

Shit! Can midgets use this device? is there a midget version? If not Im sure they are missing out on a huge demographic...

Now excuse me... my coffee needs more ... cream. ;)

nystreetfilms

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> That was better then a Stanley Kubrick film... fantastic...

And a fucking USB port... this thing is way better then the Psystar... at least its upgradable...

nystreetfilms

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> There is so much wrong with this that I can't even pick a single joke...

I think I'm going to have to go lay down for a while and try to forget I ever saw this.

bpapa9013

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> This is from the makers of those $20,000 cables right

vertigo

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> From Nastypixel's website: "It is a personal product from quality mahogany.. controlled by an apparatus that measures the pace of the beating heart (an HBM-- Heart Beat Monitor)."

I think HBM stands for Heavy Bowel Movement, 'cause that's what it looks like.

Sora57

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Wooden turd phone

Denver_80203

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> @Geisrud: "This one time, at Band Camp?..."

ps61318

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> "I have an idea - let's take an unfussy, ubiquitous device and turn it into a monstrously conspicuous turd"

"ok"

nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Who wants to bet this was some chick's idea. Only a fuckin' broad needs MORE intimacy -- let alone more intimacy with COFFEE. For fuck's sake...

iPhony

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> I don't know whether to laugh at the ridiculousness of it or weep for the state of humanity. A little of both, perhaps.

Just what we need: Emo Coffee.

FredicvsMaximvs

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> 10 year old braun bean grinder
push the button, it works, no emotional entanglement required
i just want a thing that does what it is supposed to do, i don't want to relate to it, it's a THING, not a person

godwhacker

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> so I am guessing the more you drink...the faster your heart rate...the finer the grind? I wonder what a coke addict's grind is?

not sure but I bet you could use a razorblade to portion it out.

Seiven

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> I have an AICD due to constant atrial fibrillation. Fortunately, I'm also a tea drinker or I'd have oddly ground coffee beans...

drunken marmot

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Guess what I have to press my juicer that runs on the rhythm of my abdominal murmurings against.

Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> @Groggy Banana: Doh! Just beat me to it.

TOWken22

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> I love grinding my coffee with a giant piece of poo.

TOWken22

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Why is that lady starring at me? And why is she holding that huge turd?

Groggy Banana

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> please, for the love of God be a viral marketing campaign for... anything.

workingonyourinvoice

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Does it come with a civet?

Hestika

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> I've played various musical instruments for close to 20 years now, and I don't know that I've ever held a single one of the affectionately...well, there was that flutist, but I'll keep it PG13 in here.

Geisrud

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> "Sir, we forgot to put a flat surface on it so it can be easily set down. Should we make a stand or something?"

"What do you mean set it down? It's for holding up against your body. It's made to be held, not set down. Our consumers will love holding it so much, they will never set it down."

"But if they do, a weighted side will probably cause it to roll off the counter."

"I said they will never set it down! You're fired."

CampSteve

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Dead people deserve coffee too.

LJN

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> @Munch: If pear makes USB cables, it does feature a USB port.

The worst thing about this is the second video when they guy turns the machine on and is nestled up with it as it's grinding his coffee.

Joseph

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> @itchytooth:
Huh.. I didn't mean to quote you.

Rabid Penguin

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Nightsky FTW!

nightsky

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> I want what they're smoking, cause that sh!t must be good.

Jonathan21

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> @itchytooth:
So hookers can't make coffee with this device?

Rabid Penguin

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> @nightsky: Yeah... You beat me to it.

Munch the BanNail

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Can I connect it to my heart with my Pear Cables? I don't like just using one overpriced piece of crap at a time...

Munch the BanNail

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> this is why i don't drink coffee. People are now having sex with it

pyrokotik

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Finally we are moving into an era of heartbeat controlled UIs. Hold on to your fucking hat.

itchytooth

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> At first I thought that was a shoe tree.

Joseph

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> I could use this LOG to beat the crap out of the person that screwing around with this and keeping me from my coffee.
(Does a heart beat without coffee?)


Curves

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Coffee in
Coffee out

How much more intimate do you want?

(without ruining the coffee)

strider_mt2k

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> Is this made by a subsidiary of Pear cables?

nightsky

]]> <![CDATA[HeartBeans Grinds Coffee In Rhythm to Your Caffeine-Powered Heartbeat]]> I definitely don't want to walk into Starbucks to watch people have sex with their coffee.

Rabid Penguin

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