<![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once) - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once) - Gizmodo Comments]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> i actually see people doing this, in real life.

usually they seem to be drug dealers or something though.

emptythought

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Not gonna lie, after this video I think I like John Mayer "the Douchebag" more than John Mayer "the Musician."

TruPhan

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Thats enough John Mayer.

Geeum

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> The man is (was?) doing Jen Aniston - he can do whatever the f*** he wants, in my opinion :-)

Geraldo

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]>

A propos Douchebags and popped collars, I MUST quote perhaps one of the best anecdotal treatises on Douchebaggery ever, (written by a Super talented and brilliant guy; esp. given the site). -By DB1 himself from Hot Chicks With Douchebags .

Quote:
"Whither the Douchebag?"
I was heading into my local Trader Joes to stock up on Peanut Butter Joe-Joe's cookies when he stopped me. A young boy, maybe five or six years old. He was playing with a tennis ball and waiting for his mom by the entrance.

"Whither the douchebag?" he asked me, his eyes confused.

Unsure if he meant "wither" or "whither" in the old English sense of "to what purpose," I asked him to repeat what he'd just said.

"Whither the douchebag?" he asked again.

I realized he meant to inquire as to douchebaggery's origins. It was a surprising question from a kid so young. Perhaps he'd glimpsed the tatted up uberdouche visage of Xenu somewhere. Somehow the land of Armani-Exchanged tools had invaded and overwhelmed his young senses.

A question so complex deserved a proper answer.

"Kid," I replied. "The collar pops not from without, but from within. As you grow older, you must fight it. Do not fear the douche. Confront it. Overwhelm it. And enlightenment will be yours."

He nodded.

"Thanks." he said quietly.

I wasn't sure if he fully understood. But as I went inside I'd hoped I'd set his young mind on the right path of de-douchification and enlightenment. The path of self inscription.

I felt I'd made a difference. At least a little bit.

Later, at the checkout line, I hit on his mom.

--
end quote.

wonkydonky

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> sorry doctor who already pioneered this with their recent cyberman episodes.

kadaj_sama

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @johnnyabnormal: Honestly, I knew a guy in school who dropped out of Berklee at year 3(?) and went into liberal arts. -ALmost as big a douche as John Mayer.

wonkydonky

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> That was fucking hilarious! I still hate you thought Gizmodo =P

AlexNC

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> kristen bell is the shit.

jvh

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Gadgets: John Lumic Pioneers the Cyberman

Roflgoat

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @nutbastard (is single now, ladies): Thank you for that question... I too hadn't seen any Kutcher and was wondering whether my brain was creating a special blind spot to filter him out... kinda like the blind spot I get when my wife suggests I do laundry.

McLucky

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @nutbastard (is single now, ladies): Clearly you have suite popup blockers. I didn't see "The Kutch" until this afternoon. Man is he dreamy.
Clearly, if he can work a Nikon, then that's the camera for me!

qbrad

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> I know I'm going to get massive hate thrown my way for saying this, and yes, I'm tired of seeing his gigantic face all day too, BUT ... some friends of mine worked on that coastguard/lifeguard movie with Costner and Kutcher ... and they said he's a pretty decent guy.

GeekyNerdGuy

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @carmen89:
@FredicvsMaximvs:
@Maksimir:
just another reason to use FF (i have to use portable at work to sidestep the computer policy... ABP is installed but not configured, never got around to it.)

nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @RoCKSTaH53: Berklee College of Money? (they want your$) I went there. What you said is so true... Everyone I know who didn't graduate (myself included) are now professional composers, sound designers, touring with successful bands, etc. The ones that graduated? I don't even want to tell you. I knew a performance major there who was tone deaf and was on a full scholarship.

johnnyabnormal

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @bosskev: Just in a busy stretch...that looks like it will continue for awhile.

Plus, I like to make nutbastard work overtime...it increases the chances of one of his signature anti-labor-regulation rants.

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Ok, I don't really understand where all the John Mayer hate is coming from, other than it seems "cool" to jump on the bandwagon and hate on people in popular culture. Agreed, some of his songs are too poppy and lame, but listen to John Mayer Trio and tell me the guy isn't an amazing guitarist. AND he makes videos like this making fun of himself, showing if anything, that he is not a douchebag. That being said, Kutcher is a douche

Le0nidas

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Fu*king awesome!

stevegel

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> If I didn't like this guy before, I sure as hell like him now.

nutcracker

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Funniest parts:

Some guy: I came up with this one... *strokes acoustic guitar* M
John Mayer: Needs work
Some guy: It's called M, for Mayer
John Mayer: I like it

John Mayer: Look at them they love it
"That song sucks big fucking time"
"Sir, can you watch your language there's a fucking baby in the room!"

Hahaha... He may be the epitome of douchebaggery, but I'll give it to the guy, he has a sense of humor.

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Audiojunkies.com had just called him a douche today, too.
I wonder who stole from whom.


cygnusx8

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @Collins1: Oh, yeah. Like we want to talk about gadgets here!
* snorts derisively *
;^)

bosskev

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @Dillenger69: LMAO totally, the BBC props department didnt come good for that episode!

hired_geek

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @flyboy: i get those ones too, and those ones don't bother me b.c some of them are pretty cool. It's the stupid ass face. Gizmodo should be ashamed of themselves.

Carmen turns 19 in 3 days!!!

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> As this is a gadget site: I own one of those black Sony portable CD players they had on the table for the focus group.

Good sound quality, nice and strong

£20 ono.

Collins1

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> When John Mayer is involved I'd suppose what comes out of one Bluetooth accessory sounds exactly the same as what comes out the other.

GiltProto

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @nutbastard: I was wondering that too.
And now I know.
Firefox + AdBlock FTW!

FredicvsMaximvs

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @carmen89: we don't get those ads - but we get the Gawker iCons

vote Obama

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @nutbastard: Yor're right that is F'd up - I see him on the main page on every refresh - grraaaahhhh!!!!!

Maksimir

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @kalashnikov: Here, here.

I knew that guitarist had somethin' goin' on at that exact point in time...

ideaman2020

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Kudos John Mayer... I wasn't sure what to expect, but funny video like that wasn't it.

Nice to see a fellow Berklee guy (so what if everyone famous only went to like 3 classes and then dropped out?) doing his thing.

RoCKSTaH53

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @nutbastard: it seems firefox users don't get the ads, so maybe if you're using that or a really good ad blocker thats the reason. But it's asshole face smiling like he just had his brain taken out and his eyes poked out and he's looking away from the camera or looking at the camera like he found jesus in his hand or something. It's on top it's on the left side it's on the bottom and in the middle and frankly I want to throw bricks at Nikons marketing team.

Carmen turns 19 in 3 days!!!

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @justinpe: You're lucky, all I see every time i load the main page are the faces of all the mousejackets I've killed out of cold blood screaming WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PULL THE PLUG.

workingonyourinvoice

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> The real scandal is the Digidesign Pro Control at the end of the vid, meaning he uses ProTools NOT Apple Logic to record his musics on.

frigg

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Damn, and to think I paid $300 for a double douche in Cleavland not two weeks ago.

mhlaxp

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @jdhuck: hahahahaahaha everything you said i was losing it over. you made my day better with that comment

wolfenstein-3d

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @Dr_Blip:

Yes, being a douche is a hard job but someone's gotta do it, and both Ashton and Johnny Boy have exactly what it takes. Ziing!

justinpe

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @nutbastard:

are you kidding, every time I load the main page I get three shitty flash ads screaming ASHTON KUTCHER WANTS YOU TO BUY A FUCKING NIKON.

And to think, I used to have a positive perception of Nikon.

justinpe

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher are good at what they do.

Dr_Blip

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @Maksimir:

ok i dont know what makes me so damn special but people have been bitching about ashton kutcher all week and i've yet to see him ANYWHERE on this site. wtf is going on? shtol za pizdyets!?

nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @Sentientv2: Just the picture of having so many shirts on at once just about gave me a claustrophobic panic attack.

Shai

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> WTF Gizmodo get with the program! He pioneered the DoubleDouche long before the invention of the Bluetooth headset.

vertigo

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Following up his appearance on the Chapelle Show, that was funny as shit. He should just stick to making fun of people, brilliant

whiter3

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> ALTERNATELY KNOWN AS THE MULTI-TOOL

nutbastard

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> I'm just waiting for the moment that John Mayer rips off his face to reveal that he is actually just Ashton Kutcher in disguise. America? you just got PUNK'D'd!

And if I'm not much mistaken, it was Strong Bad who invented the "Double Douche." *Wh-DOUCHHHHHE!*

DeusExMach

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Jason, you made me laugh. Thank you!

SigmundTheSeaMonster

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @justinpe: Ashton "webbed toes" Kutcher is the bigger douche. At least old Johnny boy showed up on The Chappelle Show which makes him cool by association.

TOWken22

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Can't decide who is a bigger douche, John Mayer or Ashton Kutcher. Or people who think that John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher are good at what they do.

justinpe

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @92BuickLeSabre: Hey, where've you been? Welcome back. Curves, nutbastard, strider_mt2k, etc. have all been doing overtime covering for you...

bosskev

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Personally, I like John Mayer. A few of his songs can get a bit repetitive, but for the most part both the lyrics and the guitar work is great. He also seems like a guy that would be pretty fun to hang out with in real life.

GeekyNerdGuy

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @jdiazj1: someone else with taste..

vote Obama

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @TOWken22: all it takes short sighted bloggers to post it for it to be mistakenly assumed original though. At least Borat is popular enough to be obvious. Ah well.

Never heard any of this John Mayer guy's music before, if I wasn't an Apple fanboy I'd have never heard of him full stop.

mnit

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> OMFG... I fuckin love John Mayer... That was hilarious...

Scubastevie00

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Mayer had me ever since that streetcorner G N'R ballad with Dave "not selling out" Chappelle.

kalashnikov

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> John,
I may not like your music, but I love your work. Give each of those supermodels a big kiss for me. Be careful though, you don't want to get double brain cancer. Keep up the good work!


WTFFTW

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @jdhuck: LMAOOO
lmao...oh god enough enough,lol.

I mean it's great he can make fun of himself and the entire idea of celeb status but Jdhuck is right he just plain out creeps me out

Carmen turns 19 in 3 days!!!

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> I'm sorry but double douche just isn't going to cut it when there are people out there popping 23 collars at once,

[www.attusapparel.com]

Sentientv2

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Dammit! The picture didn't post!

@mnit: Look at the link in my last comment, nothing he does is original, this was just a rip off of Borat. IF you can't be funny, steal from those who can.

TOWken22

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Believe it? I thought only Naruto said that.

Nintenboy01

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> "Stereo" bluetooth FTW

liveinvt

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> If I were stuck on an island with John Mayer and Kevin Rose and was told I had to kill one person.
That person is me.

This guy is creepy in a 'put your hand in grandpa's pocket' kind of way. Must be an acquired taste.

jdhuck

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]>

[www.kitsch-en.net]

Just glimpsable there, I think.

mnit

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> I don't know if this is going to work, but if it does:

[img225.imageshack.us]

Love him, or hate him, he has some, er, balls, to do this. Now if only he had on the two BT headsets on with this getup, it would create a powerful super douche tear in the space time continuum causing all life to cease to exist.

TOWken22

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> No one here seen Nathan Barley? The comedy masterpiece where the main character always wears two bluetooth headsets, and is to borrow a yankie phrase, a "douche"?

This ain't original. Google it.

mnit

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @Maksimir: NIKON!!

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> He has always been pretty funny and willing to make fun of himself.

OGHowie

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Why doesn't this surprise me...

John Mayer...Man of Mystery, professional Apple bug reporter, uber douche.

tamoko

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @92BuickLeSabre: ...I want him to go away,lol.

you tickled my fancy with your last sentence,lol.

Carmen turns 19 in 3 days!!!

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> all these pictures of Ashton Kutcher all over the page are making me nauseous.

Maksimir

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> Watch out, two bluetooth headsets leads to an invasion of Cybermen.

Dillenger69

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> I wasn't expecting much but that was actually pretty funny.

highfloydelity

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> @carmen89: Oh come now. Did you watch the video? Do you read Gizmodo and follow the never-ending travails of John Mayer?

How can we hate a man who begins his bug reporting with "John Mayer here," and is so consistently full of the self-mock.

I don't even like John Mayer, and I love John Mayer.

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> My body is a wonderland

jdiazj1

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> He pioneered the double douche, lol.

shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> I thought John Mayer died...no wait that was just a dream :(

Almost EVERY man or woman in hollywood (yeah even Afria loving Angelina Jolie) are douche bags. I say we just get rid of all of them.

Carmen turns 19 in 3 days!!!

]]> <![CDATA[John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)]]> I really respect him for making fun of himself here. "Well if a girl's not into me, why don't I just tell her I'm John Mayer?" Priceless.

himitsuotaku

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