Gmail Is Down, Everybody Freak Out (Update: Okay We're Cool)

It's not just you; Gmail appears to be down. Usually when this sort of thing happens it gets resolved quickly, but for now you might be stuck chatting with a real human person in your physical presence.

In the meantime, please feel free to make a Gmail-is-down joke of any of the following varieties:

  • Internet snow day!
  • Yahoo! Mail is still up.
  • Google+ is also down, guys.
  • You can reach me on AIM/fax/phone.
  • Hotmail is still up.
  • I'm free, I'm free!
  • Let's take this to Orkut.
  • NSA something something something.
  • I want my money back.
  • APOCALYYPPPPPSSSSSSEEEEEEEE.

Go ahead, get it out of your system. And if Gmail does happen to come back before you get your zinger in, at least you'll be ready for next time.

Update: Okay it's back now, hope you made a good joke, I'm glad we all got through this together.

Update 2: Uhhhhh unless you're this guy.