Looks like you'll have to wait to furiously click through photos of your ex and her new, stupid boyfriend frolicking in Cabo: Facebook is down for many users.
O brave new world that has such people in it, unable to mass invite acquaintances to Candy Crush Saga.
In withdrawal? Need help transitioning into this new, terrifying Facebookless world? Turn up some Sarah Maclachlan and take solace in these screenshots of my Newsfeed. It's mostly sponsored content.
Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this hard.
Facebook has issued a vague-ass statement confirming that it's down. ""We're aware that some people are currently having trouble accessing Facebook. We're working to get things back to normal as quickly as possible," a spokesperson said, failing to elaborate whether they'd experienced a widespread glitch or whether Dick Costolo's rascally team of top secret hacker henchmen have finally made good.
I'm in Canada, and it's still working for me. Ugh nevermind now mine is broken too. Anyone else escape the Great Facebook Outage of 2014? Stay strong babies.