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Aw, Christ's church, people! This is exactly what the world needs right now: another god damned handheld gaming console. This time, it's the Moma Eve, a mini-itx PC crammed into a handheld case, powered by a Via Eden 533 MHz chip with 128MB of ram and a 20GB hard drive. Not only that, but the form factor looks horrendous, with an immobile screen that juts up in such a way as to prevent any sort of easy storage (which might be important in a portable gaming device, I think). Who the fuck do these people think are going to make games for these 1823192837 different devices? Here's a hint: not Nintendo or Sony. (Thanks, Aaron!)