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Using the amazing power of USB, this head massager/space squid can make the average sad office worker so excited she pops her gnome hats right off. You can power the device off of two AA batteries as well, but then how could you expect it to transmit your innermost desires back to the mothership database?

Also, I could have sworn we've covered this delightful bit before, but even so, it's worth talking about more than once.

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