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This would normally be a post where I'd tell you the posts just write themselves, except they don't. I totally wrote what you just read. As should be obvious, I have nothing to add to this little bit of hax0rneering, except to remind you that your SeXBox jelly dong is connector to a controller, which is connected to an console, which is connected to a wall socket, which is connected to 110 volts of genital rocking power. Besides that, dong yourself silly.

SeXBox Vibration Controller [Slashdong via Fleshbot]