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No, not that kind of herb, hippie. The Contero Jr. is a handheld can with little spokes inside designed to grind oregano, rosemary, thyme, and parsley, not the cheeb. You can order one of 10 engravings, including a stoned smiley face called Dopey, but this is for kitchen use only.

One Drop Design, makers of this wonderful home device, also offers a larger model for grinding up larger portions of whatever delightful herb you need to use, including catnip, St. John's wort, and da chronic.

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