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If it's been your dream to be the first moron luggage connoisseur to spend $15,000+ on a suitcase, HENK Luggage is offering you that exact opportunity. Using eBay to sell their first units, the HENK features auto-retracting wheels that allow stable handling on stairs, cobblestones and escalators, a strong monocoque carbon frame for lower weight and "a design based on personal value and experience."

It should perhaps be ignored that for just the price of four HENK pieces, you could hire your very own English butler, trained as a true gentleman's gentleman, to carry whatever baggage you so desire. (Thanks, Stephen!)

HENK, World's Most Exclusive Luggage [eBay]