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Great Caesar's Ghost! Dear Japan: I know Tokyo is a big city and it gets lonely sometimes. But you don't have to resort to purchasing a human shaped sleepy-time pillow on which to furtively spew your indelible need while your mom, grandma, and pops sleep on the next mat over. Maybe get out a little more? Maybe stop playing so much Gamecube? Or join a sports team. You guys do that Sumo stuff, right? Maybe you could play some pick-up games, get sweaty with some other humans. Chicks love wrestlers.

Humanoid Hugging Pillow [OhGizmo]

Update: Upon investigation encouraged by reader Hadi, these are probably just the same square love pillows we've all been using for years.