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I don't know. It's early, I'm a little hung over, but I just got such a kick out of this video—complete with Blue Velvet heavy breathing and a man grabbing bacon with chopsticks—that I was able to stomach the vision of sweet, sweet swine soaking in their own slithy juices. The Disposable Kitchen Grease Trap is actually pretty useful. Instead of pouring your bacon or deep-frying fat straight into a glass for later consumption, you use one of these absorbent sausages to soak up the goo. Priced at $3.60 for a twelve pack, the website may scream Doc Bronner's Insane Soap but it has its heart in the right place.

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