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At first I thought this was one of those things that you sew into dogs—post-"snipping"—so they can feel better about themselves. Instead, I discovered this is a radio-controlled gold ball that acts like a normal ball until you press a button. A gyroscope spins up and starts sending the ball in random directions, driving your fellow players crazy and ensuring that Old Man Crenshaw will be so mad that he'll have a heart attack and you'll get to take over Crenshaw Hog Rendering and Snack Foods Inc. after the old guy kicks the bucket. Golf—a good walk spoiled.

Radio controlled golf ball [T3]