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I was bummed to discover that the MPIO FG100 only looked like a boombox, but lacked the ability to actually play sound from built-in speakers (because, you know, it didn't have any). This new player from WOODI, though, actually does what I was hoping for: setting the stage for the coolest 'young Michael Jackson' diorama at your favorite education hut. The CA-S550 even plays OGG Vorbis, which is God's own codec.

MP3 player CA-S550 [AkihabaraNews]