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It's all rainy here and the dog doesn't want to go out. But if it were actually sunny in New York, I would just set one of these up and drink one of my famous straight tequila daiquiris sans mixer, fruit, ice, or straw. It's actually a simple recipe: buy a bottle of Cuervo and drink it.

Now, if you prefer to have "stuff" in your drinks, this is what you need. This gas-powered mixer can burn through delicious fruit concoctions like a freshman at a frat party and it even has a motorcycle-esque grip control.

Daiquiri Whacker Gas Powered Blender [Uncrate]