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DirecTV and TiVo split up. You knew it was going to happen. They were so quiet at dinner last week and DirecTV kept taking TiVo out to the porch to talk and TiVo would come back crying. But whatever. I'm moving in on TiVo next week. She's hot.

Anyway, DirecTV already has a new girlfriend, the NDS Group. But I mean if you really compare TiVo and NDS it's really no comparison except that NDS is basically like a cheaper TiVo. But TiVo's too good for DirecTV anyway.

DirecTV Officially Dumps TiVo [i4u]