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Despite all the wireless technology pervading our landscape, microwave signal pollution has become somewhat of a perceived threat (insert tinfoil helmet joke here). The "Electrosmog Detector" senses the invisible EMF signals in your vicinity so you can either frantically run in the opposite direction or get a beautiful gaussian tan by bathing in the microwaves. At least you'll take comfort in the fact that technology is advancing faster than you can escape it and this baby will make sure you steer clear of impending doom.

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