You know something is up when PC Magazine writes something like "Performs a bunch of cool tricks." This mash-note love ode suggests to us that the Robopet has in fact taken the entire editorial staff hostage and, with the help of the Robosapien and the Roboraptor, is forcing them to perform manual labor in the plastic mines of Astrolon 4.
Well, we're not going to take it any more. This Robo-cruelty has gone too far.df.sdgfvscxv..lfda;
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The Robopet performs a bunch of cool tricks. Thank you.