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Begging for an ass kicking from your pals? Grab the Doraephone. Based on the GIGABYTE gx-5 (not to mention the manga comic about a robotic blue cat from the future who has a pocket to the fourth-dimension in his stomach) this phone is decked out in all things annoying. Don't fret though. Even if you do want it, the Doraephone is only going to be available in Taiwan. Move along.

The Taiwanese Doraephone [Akihabara News]