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'Sup, y'all! What it is? Do you feel what I am sayin' to you? Hitachi has informed us, yo, that mini-hard drives are the new ice, feel me? And you sportin' mad-gigs on your jizeans will make you a big playa in da hood. And we also learn that electronics and cell phone resellers—ahem... Boost— and, granted, slothful Gizmodo editors, should probably never use street slang unless they want to be ridiculed mercilessly. If there is ANYTHING to be said about America's youth is that they know bullshit when they see it.

Bling for Consumer Electronics [Hitachi]