I took one look at this and started to weep. I weep because this Athens five-screen Bluetooth-enabled monitor is so beautiful, so stunning, and would be so awesome with Doom 3. The resolution is a jaw-dropping 19200 x 2400 pixels with 16.7 million colors. And the whole thing has a depth of only 2.5 inches. You could also get it in a 2 to 4 display screen configuration (dubbed Gemini, Cinerama, and Grand Canyon, respectively) if you don't have the cash for the big Athens. Speaking of cash, that's another reason why I weep—because there's no way I'll ever be able to afford this thing. No price listing so far, but we suspect it'll be astronomical. And did I mention this is fake? Yes, it seems our friends at Liebermann are up to their tricks again.