So I I feel like distributing my favorite propaganda far and wide, what do I do? Go to the local copy center and make hundreds of cheap copies to hopefully influence the masses, of course. Now, what the hell am I supposed to do when I am in the middle of nowhere and feel the need to distribute flyers for my band's next concert or to quell the insurgency. I use the copy center located in my military Humvee! This military mobile copy center—say that 5 times fast while drinking Drano—is fully stocked with everything you will find in a normal copy center: aprons, the aroma of fresh toner, and even the pimply-faced high school kid working behind the counter. Only this kid is in camo and carries a rifle.
Kinko Commandos [Defense Tech]