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Yeah, it's getting cold and that sucks. What is even worse about the weather turning grim is that ice that manages to molest every part of your windshield on a nightly basis. Put those puny ice scrapers down and pick up the Ice Dozer. This thing will turn your windshield into its own personal fighting arena going toe-to-toe with that ice and eventually making it weep in pain and agony. Don t forget to keep it handy for bashing in the skulls of potential car-jackers.

The Ice Dozer [OhGizmo!]