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Tired of all those ugly cables snaking behind your entertainment system? Try turning that electrical octopus into BLESS cable jewelry. This is a kit that comes with all kinds of fashionable accouterments to turn your schmutz into gold pretty jewelry. It comes with materials like crystals, fur, pearls, lace and wooden cubes. If only the Dead were still touring, man, I could sell these from a dirty Mexican blanket in the parking lot and get real paid.

Cable Jewelry [Sensory Impact]