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I love Mexican jumping beans. They're a bit cruel—capturing a growing larva and making it dance could be bad for your karma—but they're so cool. What is not so cool is the freakish face on this website that stares you down and offers advice. If I wanted THAT in a website, I'd visit my parents more.

Anyway, the short of it is this: jumping beans are now available on the Internet. $15.95 gets you some sort of family fun pack that lets your beans compete with each other on the gridiron. Hot? I think so, dude. I think so.

Product Page [MyPetBeans]