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Done looking at the pic? Ok good. Say you're walking down frat row at some college when a bunch of the Delta Sigs wave you toward their house. They want you to start drinking tons of cold beers with them but they have to get to their volunteering activity in half an hour. What to do? How can they enjoy those fine brews and get to the volunteer activity in time? Here you go. The BBB is a pocket-sized shotgun mechanism for beer bottles so you can get drunk super quick. Showing up at parties around campus with this thing will make you friends instantly with both fellow students and the city's ER staff at the hospital. Still sober? Shell out $14.95 for one of these suckers and go have some good, bingey fun.

The Beer Bottle Blaster [The Gadget Blog]