Investment advisors all agree—buy XBox 360s. I've transferred my entire portfolio—stocks, bonds, 401(k), bullion (vegetable and beef)—into XBox 360s. I currently have 5,000 of them in my basement and at the rate they're going on Ebay, I can expect a tidy return on my money in the next few years. I mean look at this: a box that will sell for $199 next Christmas is going for $2000. Buy low, sell high, I always say.