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Only in Japan would you find people lazy enough to not flip open their cellphones. Takara Toys has solved this problem with a new cellphone opener. Basically, you throw this horrible piece of oversized plastic onto your phone, push a button and voila! phone. Comes in 4 sexy colors for you to waste your money on. How much money will you be wasting by buying one? $8 to be exact. Now stop being a lard ass and get off that couch and move those fingers!

Cellphone opener [Odd Things From Japan]