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The gateway to a woman's heart is through her bra, correct? Yes, very correct, and now we have proof. Introducing Numetrex's high-tech sports bra. Rather than having some ugly, gaudy heart sensor attached to your body somewhere, this one features an integrated sensor right in the bra fabric. The information picked up by the bra is then relayed to a watch so you can keep track of what exactly is going on underneath those lovely lady lumps. All together, bra, transmitter and watch will run you ladies (or well-endowed men) $155.

Numetrex Heart Sensing Sports Bra [Ubergizmo]