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I think we all can agree that the bottom half is the more desirable half in a lot of things. Maybe not so much in iPods, though. Why would you want to look at a finely-crafted display anyway? Named the DCT-SDMP3/U, this digital music player will only set you back $25, but you loose a lot of functionality. Like, all functionality. The scroll wheel doesn t really scroll, you need to supply your own SD cards, and it s only USB 1.1. Still, its small size and imitation aesthetics make it kind of cute in a choo-choo-choose you kind of way.

iPod bottom-part rip-off actually exists, has dumb name (DCT-SDMP3/U) [dapreview]