Here's the perfect MP3 player for sealing up that bag of Utz potato chips you just blew halfway through. The Donya MP3 player is a clip-on MP3 player complete with controls on the clip. You'll net 128MB of storage and the ability to play both MP3 and WMA file formats. You'll have to transfer songs to the player and charge its battery via a headphone-based USB port, so don't lose that proprietary USB cable! Play/Pause and track skipping are the only controls you get (and need) for this player, so enjoy your 20 or so tunes. Goes for $32, chips and/or pretzels not included.
The Clip-On MP3 Player [Akihabara]