The influx of smartphones and tablets has meant one thing and one thing alone: Human beings have never had so many ways of consuming pornography. But which browser—Firefox, Chrome, Safari, and more—gets the most action? Fortunately, our friends over at Pornhub had the answer.
Now, just so you can get an idea, here's a breakdown of Pornhub's traffic by device:
Interestingly enough, phones are wildly more popular than tablets when it comes to looking at naughty bits. But the tried and true standby—our good friend the desktop—still reins supreme.
Once we start breaking it down browser by browser, though, the real fun starts.
As we expected, Chrome is number one in our hearts and on our desktops, but you kids are a lot more willing to resort to Safari when sneaking smut on-the-go. And in case you forgot, Blackberry has a tablet! A tablet that delightfully makes up exactly 0.69% of all tablet porn consumers. No, seriously.
But how active are these various users?
IE mobile users win with 10.1 pages per visit, but also lose—because they are IE mobile users. Opera users, it seems, are resigned to the simpler things in life, content with a mere 6-ish pages per session.
In terms of content of choice, both Chrome and Firefox users are dealing with some Oedipal issues, while Internet Explorer users prefer a bit more exotic fare.
And if you're shocked to find that IE users still exist—much less manage to make their way over to the less clothed, more pop-up laden corners of the internet—then you'll be particularly shocked to learn that users going all the way down to IE 6 are managing to make it work (so to speak).
But that 13-year-old browser, apparently, takes a toll. IE users took the longest amount of time to get the job done across the board, clocking in at a steady 10 minutes and 30 seconds for desktop users. Which is a marathon compared to the seven minutes Opera users take to enjoy their special sexy alone time.
And considering tablets are pretty difficult to use one-handed, it's understandable that they demand the longest sessions.